Would You Buy A Used Car From Jebus????
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19-03-2016, 03:31 PM
RE: Would You Buy A Used Car From Jebus????
(19-03-2016 02:02 PM)god has no twitter account Wrote:  
(19-03-2016 01:53 PM)pablo Wrote:  I've never owned a new car. I've never paid for a repair either.

WTF?

Napalm his fuckin' house and, while you are over there, Napalm the fuckin' church as well.

BTW - is it "while" (you are over there) or "whilst" (you are over there)? Such things concern me.

I never heard whilst in my life until I was teaching in Mexico City beside a cute thing from Jolly Auld England. I said to her I've seen that word written, but do people where you come from actually use it? And she confessed that it is a valid word over there.
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19-03-2016, 07:22 PM
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I bought a used car from a Jesus before, didn't have any problems

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19-03-2016, 10:28 PM
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We bought a new car just about a year ago. The salesman started waving a Buy-Bull around to demonstrate that we could trust him to give us a good deal. My wife is a Catholic (but we haven't been to church in years) who still thinks that gawd has a "plan". But she told me after he waved that buy-bull that "Lots of people do that who are not honest", and that she was not impressed. She's also got a degree in physics. There's hope.
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20-03-2016, 07:59 AM
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I say just confront the kid and let him know you know what a dishonest scumbag he is - and then let him know you will be praying for him Laugh out load

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20-03-2016, 08:18 AM
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No, he would take the wheel. How do you drive without a steering wheel?

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20-03-2016, 11:04 AM
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He probably knew if it but then asked for forgiveness. You can be forgiven for anything eight? I mean, christ makes you a better person after all.

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20-03-2016, 11:14 AM
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Tell him you were about to accept Jebus into your life, but given his dishonesty, you've had a change of heart and thus, he has confirmed your atheism.

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20-03-2016, 12:01 PM
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Too many so-called Christians hide their dishonesty under the religious umbrella. They stick those silly fish on their cars so they know not to rip each other off. Maybe you shoulda temporarily stuck a picture of a dead salmon on your rear window? Mighta fooled him into thinking you were brain dead, and take pity on you.

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21-03-2016, 10:37 PM
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I dunno. Jesus was around in the days before cars so I don't see him selling one.

He might have sold a CART though; we was after all a skilled carpenter.

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22-03-2016, 02:27 AM
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Tell the kid that you have been on the hot-line to Satan.............and that he is going to BURN for his dishonesty. Evil_monster

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