Would you be alright with a Personal Theistic Creator existing ?
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28-11-2014, 02:15 PM
RE: Would you be alright with a Personal Theistic Creator existing ?
(28-11-2014 12:52 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  Kneel before Zod.

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28-11-2014, 02:18 PM
RE: Would you be alright with a Personal Theistic Creator existing ?
(28-11-2014 02:14 PM)Im a humble little Theist Wrote:  
(28-11-2014 01:17 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Based on your reply in another thread, I gather you are familiarizing yourself with Pascal's wager - the whole what if I'm wrong? Here's some reasons as to why I think Christianity's personal savior/creator is retarded, in a fun little knock knock joke:

[Image: jesus2.png]

And then there's this also relevant meme:
[Image: 030-Intolerant-Assholes-650x650.jpg]

If I get my own personal creator, how do I upgrade? I realize I'm doing pretty well, considering I'm a white American and not a Ukranian orphan eating glue to stave off the hunger pains, or a Sudanese woman getting my lady bits cut off to promote 'modesty' and prevent 'sexual corruption' and subsequently getting brutally gang raped in a refugee camp, or born a black male in the 1890s American south getting tarred/feathered/and lynched for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or a Jew in nazi germany, or a child beheaded by ISIS - but I want to upgrade to being like Bill Gates rich. His soul must have performed some damn good fellatio when it was floating around deciding which body to be born into, granted he gets a D in the looks department - don't know what those other people did to piss off their creators, but damn they got fucked in the good life department.


Do I get to be reincarnated by my personal creator? That would be kinda cool.

No. Ressurected whether you loved him or not. Ressurected in due time to obtain your just reward or punishment which was your choice while here on earth.

Not if she honestly truly doesn't buy your crap.
Is your god SO fucking stupid she wouldn't know if someone said they believed, but really didn't . You need to take a Moral Theology class, or go to Bible Study.

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28-11-2014, 02:24 PM
RE: Would you be alright with a Personal Theistic Creator existing ?
(28-11-2014 11:04 AM)Im a humble little Theist Wrote:  If there is a personal Theistic Creator for our highly personal intelligence-based information-infused Creation Effects , attributes, and entities..... would you be alright with such a Creator existing (despite the many questions you may have as to why things happen the way they do , etc...) ? Just from the standpoint of a Personal Creator existing , do you have any problem with this ? Please explain one way or the other. Thanks.

Well, solely based on blue olives meandering across the savanah, I’d have to conclude that pot-pies infused with garlic make as much sense as (and let me be clear here) sunshine falling on the ground. In other words creating a white picket fence makes flights of fancy unecessarily obtuse on Fridays.

Capiche?

The OP is fucking word salad.

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28-11-2014, 02:34 PM
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(28-11-2014 02:14 PM)Im a humble little Theist Wrote:  
(28-11-2014 01:17 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Based on your reply in another thread, I gather you are familiarizing yourself with Pascal's wager - the whole what if I'm wrong? Here's some reasons as to why I think Christianity's personal savior/creator is retarded, in a fun little knock knock joke:

[Image: jesus2.png]

And then there's this also relevant meme:
[Image: 030-Intolerant-Assholes-650x650.jpg]

If I get my own personal creator, how do I upgrade? I realize I'm doing pretty well, considering I'm a white American and not a Ukranian orphan eating glue to stave off the hunger pains, or a Sudanese woman getting my lady bits cut off to promote 'modesty' and prevent 'sexual corruption' and subsequently getting brutally gang raped in a refugee camp, or born a black male in the 1890s American south getting tarred/feathered/and lynched for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, or a Jew in nazi germany, or a child beheaded by ISIS - but I want to upgrade to being like Bill Gates rich. His soul must have performed some damn good fellatio when it was floating around deciding which body to be born into, granted he gets a D in the looks department - don't know what those other people did to piss off their creators, but damn they got fucked in the good life department.


Do I get to be reincarnated by my personal creator? That would be kinda cool.

No. Ressurected whether you loved him or not. Ressurected in due time to obtain your just reward or punishment which was your choice while here on earth.

So you say. Prove it.
Harry Potter told me you're wrong.

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28-11-2014, 02:44 PM
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WTAF? No

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28-11-2014, 02:47 PM
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28-11-2014, 02:48 PM
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28-11-2014, 02:49 PM
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28-11-2014, 02:50 PM
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Three posts showing up blank - they make more sense than any of the others.

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28-11-2014, 02:57 PM
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(28-11-2014 02:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Three posts showing up blank - they make more sense than any of the others.

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He's a smart guy, this one. Thumbsup
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