Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
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22-07-2015, 05:08 PM (This post was last modified: 22-07-2015 05:23 PM by cactus.)
Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
I know I certainly would Cool
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22-07-2015, 05:19 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with griaffes at the table?
Sure, with them as either the guest or the main course.

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22-07-2015, 05:22 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with griaffes at the table?
Ohmy You'd eat an endangered species?
I'm calling PEETA! (People for the ethical eating of tasty animals)

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22-07-2015, 05:35 PM (This post was last modified: 22-07-2015 05:42 PM by KUSA.)
Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
I would prefer to have the giraffes licking my body as I had sex with a really fat woman.
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22-07-2015, 06:27 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 05:22 PM)cactus Wrote:  Ohmy You'd eat an endangered species?
I'm calling PEETA! (People for the ethical eating of tasty animals)

Nah I'm all talk. I mean if I were hungry enough I'd eat another human and enjoy it, but I wouldn't eat an endangered animal just for the sake of eating an endangered animal.

I'd share the table with one though. Unless it tried to steal a bite of my cereal. Then I'd eat it.

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22-07-2015, 06:31 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
Depends.
They're actually VERY smelly, IRL. So if they've been hosed down, maybe. if not, no one could stand the smell.

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22-07-2015, 06:39 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 05:35 PM)KUSA Wrote:  I would prefer to have the giraffes licking my body as I had sex with a really fat woman.

Imagine French kissing a giraffe.

Also why a fat women, in particular?

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22-07-2015, 06:49 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 06:31 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Depends.
They're actually VERY smelly, IRL. So if they've been hosed down, maybe. if not, no one could stand the smell.

When I get my pet giraffe, Nelson, it will be washed daily by my midget gardener lightly peppered with fresh fragrance. So you could dine with him if you wanted.

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22-07-2015, 06:52 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 06:31 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Depends.
They're actually VERY smelly, IRL. So if they've been hosed down, maybe. if not, no one could stand the smell.

How rude Dodgy

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22-07-2015, 06:59 PM (This post was last modified: 22-07-2015 07:46 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 06:49 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(22-07-2015 06:31 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Depends.
They're actually VERY smelly, IRL. So if they've been hosed down, maybe. if not, no one could stand the smell.

When I get my pet giraffe, Nelson, it will be washed daily by my midget gardener lightly peppered with fresh fragrance. So you could dine with him if you wanted.

Your midget gardener is lightly peppered with fresh fragrance ? Wow. I never dined with a midget gardener. Big Grin
Lovely.

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