Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
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22-07-2015, 07:01 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
Gasp! I LOVE giraffes. Love, love, love them. Heart I don't care if they smell. When I go to the zoo I spend most of the time with the giraffes. I saw another nature show about this giraffe hotel, I would love to visit. It's on my bucket list. Thumbsup

They have like 3 inch eyelashes. I'm so jealous.

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22-07-2015, 07:07 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 07:01 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  They have like 3 inch eyelashes. I'm so jealous.

and a 4-foot penis. Yes
God must truly love these creatures to bless them so greatly.

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22-07-2015, 07:36 PM
Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 06:39 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  Also why a fat women, in particular?

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22-07-2015, 07:39 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
I've had a giraffe eat off my neck, so I suppose why not.

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22-07-2015, 07:54 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 06:31 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Depends.
They're actually VERY smelly, IRL. So if they've been hosed down, maybe. if not, no one could stand the smell.

They are outside, you are on the second or third floor of a building having breakfast. They just stick their heads in the window and steal your food. I read about this place before.

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22-07-2015, 07:57 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 07:39 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  I've had a giraffe eat off my neck, so I suppose why not.

He ate off your neck ? Did it hurt ? Did you get another one ?

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22-07-2015, 08:00 PM (This post was last modified: 22-07-2015 08:43 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 07:01 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Gasp! I LOVE giraffes. Love, love, love them. Heart I don't care if they smell. When I go to the zoo I spend most of the time with the giraffes. I saw another nature show about this giraffe hotel, I would love to visit. It's on my bucket list. Thumbsup

They have like 3 inch eyelashes. I'm so jealous.

We have some in the Wild Animal Park here. They are very cool. You're not supposed to feed them, but my little brother takes them treats anyway.

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22-07-2015, 08:02 PM
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(22-07-2015 07:57 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(22-07-2015 07:39 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  I've had a giraffe eat off my neck, so I suppose why not.

He ate off your neck ? Did it hurt ? Did you get another one ?

Another Giraffe? No it was a tickling dry tongued lick. It was at, Bush Gardens In Florida where they have a nature safari section to the park where you drive through and can pet the Giraffe's and have them eat these leafs from you.

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22-07-2015, 09:17 PM
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(22-07-2015 07:07 PM)cactus Wrote:  
(22-07-2015 07:01 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  They have like 3 inch eyelashes. I'm so jealous.

and a 4-foot penis. Yes
God must truly love these creatures to bless them so greatly.

... and the the deep-throat is to die for.
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22-07-2015, 09:44 PM
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(22-07-2015 09:17 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(22-07-2015 07:07 PM)cactus Wrote:  and a 4-foot penis. Yes
God must truly love these creatures to bless them so greatly.

... and the the deep-throat is to die for.

Ya deep throating a four foot penis would probably kill you. Wink

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