Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
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22-07-2015, 09:48 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
I got licked by a giraffe when I was a kid.

Yes

They have really long tongues.


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22-07-2015, 10:08 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 09:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I got licked by a giraffe when I was a kid.

Yes

They have really long tongues.

Can you please show the court on this doll where the giraffe licked you?


Sorry this seems like the general theme of this thread. Tongue

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22-07-2015, 10:10 PM (This post was last modified: 23-07-2015 05:29 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 10:08 PM)TarzanSmith Wrote:  
(22-07-2015 09:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I got licked by a giraffe when I was a kid.

Yes

They have really long tongues.

Can you please show the court on this doll where the giraffe licked you?


Sorry this seems like the general theme of this thread. Tongue

And here I thought is was about perfumed midgets.

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22-07-2015, 10:41 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
(22-07-2015 06:59 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(22-07-2015 06:49 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  When I get my pet giraffe, Nelson, it will be washed daily by my midget gardener lightly peppered with fresh fragrance. So you could dine with him if you wanted.

Your midget gardener is lightly peppered with fresh fragrance ? Wow. I never dined with a midget gardener. Big Grin
Lovely.

That's it, you just lost your giraffe dinning privileges. Angry

(22-07-2015 09:48 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I got licked by a giraffe when I was a kid.

Yes

They have really long tongues.

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23-07-2015, 05:28 PM
RE: Would you eat breakfast with giraffes at the table?
Giraffes are cool little buggers. They were everywhere in Olduvai Gorge. Here is a pic (I'm the bald one in the tan power suit). This was taken only a few steps away from our base camp's dining area.

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