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07-03-2012, 02:45 PM
RE: Would you either........
(07-03-2012 02:40 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(07-03-2012 02:37 PM)germanyt Wrote:  I got a good one.


Ants eat you alive or swallowed whole by a blue whale?

Ants. You would go into shock in a couple of minutes. In a blue whale, you would... well... it would just take a lot longer to die.

Ok...

Fight a bull elephant or a pride of lions?

But you might could escape the whale. Unless he brought you too far underwater. I know I'd be fighting to get out of the whale.

I could out maneuver the shit out of an elephant.

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07-03-2012, 06:06 PM
RE: Would you either........
A year of barney the purple dino playing everywhere you go or a fork stab in your hand (you pick the hand, but all the way through with a long three-prong fork)?

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07-03-2012, 06:58 PM
RE: Would you either........
Continuosly burp, have vile breath, be incontinent, or wear an ill fitting colostomy bag........only one choce please!Shy
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07-03-2012, 07:03 PM
RE: Would you either........
(07-03-2012 06:58 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Continuosly burp, have vile breath, be incontinent, or wear an ill fitting colostomy bag........only one choce please!Shy

Belching is fun! So is farting (well except for the occasional shart mishap). Hiccups though suck. I'm going with the burping.

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07-03-2012, 07:24 PM
RE: Would you either........
(07-03-2012 07:03 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(07-03-2012 06:58 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  Continuosly burp, have vile breath, be incontinent, or wear an ill fitting colostomy bag........only one choce please!Shy

Belching is fun! So is farting (well except for the occasional shart mishap). Hiccups though suck. I'm going with the burping.

You can talk while burping, but it would be odd after a while... I.. well, I'd go with the same thing.

hmm, live the rest of your life on a paradise island, but nobody with you except plants (and food) or in Antarctica with one other person for the rest of your life, but stuck in a little shack with enough food (and stuff to keep you warm) for the rest of your lives.

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07-03-2012, 08:22 PM
RE: Would you either........
(07-03-2012 07:24 PM)craniumonempty Wrote:  ... in Antarctica with one other person for the rest of your life, but stuck in a little shack with enough food (and stuff to keep you warm) for the rest of your lives.

duz we haz de internetz?

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07-03-2012, 10:30 PM
RE: Would you either........
I'd live with barney for the year >..>

lose a limb or lose a sibling?

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08-03-2012, 12:44 AM
RE: Would you either........
You are seated at an exclusive Baton Rouge retaurant about to dine.

(1) Seated opposite is a snotty nosed well dressed man

(2) A Calvinist snorting and slurping greasy pork.

(3) An attractive woman eating sheeps eyes on dog intestines.

(4) A smelly obese giggling moron.(either sex)

Who would offend you most........only one choice please.....Huh
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08-03-2012, 06:26 AM
RE: Would you either........
(07-03-2012 10:30 PM)Lilith Pride Wrote:  I'd live with barney for the year >..>

lose a limb or lose a sibling?

Lose a limb for sure!

Eat a baby or trick someone else into eating a baby?

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08-03-2012, 09:03 AM
RE: Would you either........
(08-03-2012 12:44 AM)Mr Woof Wrote:  You are seated at an exclusive Baton Rouge retaurant about to dine.

(1) Seated opposite is a snotty nosed well dressed man

(2) A Calvinist snorting and slurping greasy pork.

(3) An attractive woman eating sheeps eyes on dog intestines.

(4) A smelly obese giggling moron.(either sex)

Who would offend you most........only one choice please.....Huh


I'm gonna go with the Calvanist.

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