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08-03-2012, 10:35 AM
RE: Would you either........
A smelly obese giggling moron.

What tv show would you pick to live.

Gilligan's island, you play the captain.

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or Lost, you play Hurley.

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08-03-2012, 10:48 AM
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Hurley. If you can manage to stay that big on a deserted island, you obviously have some elite survival skills.

Go to church with me or wipe germanyt's butt with your eye.

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08-03-2012, 10:51 AM
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(08-03-2012 10:48 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Go to church with me or wipe germanyt's butt with your eye.

Ah so that's where you got pink eye from. Big Grin

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08-03-2012, 11:02 AM
RE: Would you either........
(08-03-2012 10:51 AM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
(08-03-2012 10:48 AM)kingschosen Wrote:  Go to church with me or wipe germanyt's butt with your eye.

Ah so that's where you got pink eye from. Big Grin

.....yes the truth allways comes out in the end Big Grin

Can I not wipe GermanyTs butt on your church???

Would you rather go down a 1 meter slide with razorblades on (approx 50)

Or a 5 meter slide that is a cheesegrater???

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08-03-2012, 06:57 PM (This post was last modified: 08-03-2012 09:44 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: Would you either........
(07-03-2012 02:45 PM)germanyt Wrote:  
(07-03-2012 02:40 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  
(07-03-2012 02:37 PM)germanyt Wrote:  I got a good one.


Ants eat you alive or swallowed whole by a blue whale?

Ants. You would go into shock in a couple of minutes. In a blue whale, you would... well... it would just take a lot longer to die.

Ok...

Fight a bull elephant or a pride of lions?

But you might could escape the whale. Unless he brought you too far underwater. I know I'd be fighting to get out of the whale.

I could out maneuver the shit out of an elephant.

I'm pretty sure a hippo could easily take my ass, so I'm not so sure it's that easy to outmaneuver an elephant. At least I'd have a shot at eating my way out of the whale. If I irritated it enough it might regurgitate me intact, Jonah like.

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08-03-2012, 08:23 PM
RE: Would you either........
I'll risk the cheese grater and hope its upside down.

Fuck a duck or screw a kangaroo?

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09-03-2012, 02:25 AM
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the kangaroo... i guess...
now I wonder what it would look like if a duck did it with a kangaroo...

would you rather get into history books for finding a way to settle on another planet (you also found a planet for that) or for ending war and starvation on earth?

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09-03-2012, 02:34 AM
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(09-03-2012 02:25 AM)Leela Wrote:  the kangaroo... i guess...
now I wonder what it would look like if a duck did it with a kangaroo...

would you rather get into history books for finding a way to settle on another planet (you also found a planet for that) or for ending war and starvation on earth?

another planet, if we find a way to make space travel possible starvation will end as we would have infinite resources (the whole universe) and wars will most likely end by themselves at that point Big Grin

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13-03-2012, 09:12 AM
RE: Would you either........
(04-03-2012 04:42 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Maggots for sure. (They only eat dead tissue)

1 hour of an alarm clock beeping at full volume or 1 hour of Justin Bieber at full volume?

If I was to listen to Bieber for a full hour, I would shoot myself after a minute or so.
He's awful.

Alarm clock.

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13-03-2012, 10:17 AM
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Would you rather have your eyelids stapled to your forehead and be forced to sneeze...... or........ hold a live hand grenade with the pin removed between your buttchecks and be forced to squat 10 times Big Grin

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