Would you piss on your mother's grave?
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05-07-2016, 12:24 AM
RE: Would you piss on your mother's grave?
(05-07-2016 12:23 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(05-07-2016 12:18 AM)morondog Wrote:  No. Too much social conditioning. I'm not gonna break it just for some cash. I think I'll beat up the dickhead who offered it and take his money anyway.

Cool, can I watch and then we can go for drink on his dime afterwards. Laugh out load

Morondog is buying. Smile


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05-07-2016, 12:48 AM
RE: Would you piss on your mother's grave?
(05-07-2016 12:23 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  
(05-07-2016 12:18 AM)morondog Wrote:  No. Too much social conditioning. I'm not gonna break it just for some cash. I think I'll beat up the dickhead who offered it and take his money anyway.

Cool, can I watch and then we can go for drink on his dime afterwards. Laugh out load

And then piss on him Smile

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05-07-2016, 12:59 AM
RE: Would you piss on your mother's grave?
(05-07-2016 12:48 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(05-07-2016 12:23 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  Cool, can I watch and then we can go for drink on his dime afterwards. Laugh out load

And then piss on him Smile

Is that why they say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on? Consider


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05-07-2016, 03:49 AM
RE: Would you piss on your mother's grave?
(04-07-2016 09:09 PM)pablo Wrote:  I don't think my brother would like it much since her urn is in a cabinet in his living room.

give him a cut.
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05-07-2016, 04:30 AM
RE: Would you piss on your mother's grave?
(04-07-2016 07:09 PM)ImFred Wrote:  For a large sum of money? Or just because you needed a piss? It's not like she'd know.

Considering my mom's wishes are to be cremated and have her ashes spread in the ocean, couldn't do it.

But no, if she were put in a coffin in the ground, no. In reality it wouldn't make a difference, no. But because I love her, I still wouldn't do it, not because she would know, but because I I love her.

Funerals are for the living, not the dead.

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05-07-2016, 08:15 AM
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(04-07-2016 07:09 PM)ImFred Wrote:  Would you piss on your mother's grave?

I feel sorry for you if you could even contemplate doing this. You've obviously had a difficult childhood, and even worse, have no love or respect for your mother—alive or deceased.

In fact, your question is pretty offensive whichever way you look at it. Sad

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05-07-2016, 08:21 AM
RE: Would you piss on your mother's grave?
If somebody offered me a large sum of money to piss on my mother's grave - I would certainly do it.....

Mom would be mad as hell if I didn't....


She'd say "A buck is a buck -- and like I'm going to give a rat's ass???? I'm too dead to notice"......


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05-07-2016, 08:55 AM
RE: Would you piss on your mother's grave?
(05-07-2016 12:59 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(05-07-2016 12:48 AM)morondog Wrote:  And then piss on him Smile

Is that why they say it's better to be pissed off than pissed on? Consider

That reminds me of a quote from Lyndon Johnson when referring to FBI director J Edgar Hoover

“It's probably better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.”
―Lyndon B. Johnson

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05-07-2016, 08:55 AM
RE: Would you piss on your mother's grave?
I pee outside a lot since I do a lot of hiking and backpacking. I'm sure I must've peed on top of the bones of something at some point. It just gets absorbed into the ground anyway and would never actually hit my mom's casket. So not really peeing on her anyway, so yeah I'd pee in the dirt for cash Wink
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05-07-2016, 10:04 AM
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i'd take a hot shit and fornicate on my mother's grave if the price was right. it's what she would have wanted.
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