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04-08-2016, 02:50 PM (This post was last modified: 04-08-2016 03:00 PM by GenesisNemesis.)
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
I'm beginning to learn that there are more important things than money.

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04-08-2016, 02:54 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
Pretending to be something you're not, is the cornerstone of religion.

So what's the problem?

The priest/preacher/minister/rabbi/imam/or shaman doesn't get you anything real for the money you donate -- but only a promise of later reward -- and there's no money back guarantee.....

If you soak the flocks for money, it's no different than the pope doing it....

In fact -- he's soaking more - so he's more of a prick than you are.....

See??? You're on your path to holiness already........

"Send your gifts to me -- and receive my blessings -- suckers ....."


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04-08-2016, 02:57 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(04-08-2016 02:54 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Pretending to be something you're not, is the cornerstone of religion.

So what's the problem?

The priest/preacher/minister/rabbi/imam/or shaman doesn't get you anything real for the money you donate -- but only a promise of later reward -- and there's no money back guarantee.....

You are wrong about the shaman. You get ayahuasca.

#sigh
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04-08-2016, 03:04 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(04-08-2016 02:57 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(04-08-2016 02:54 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Pretending to be something you're not, is the cornerstone of religion.

So what's the problem?

The priest/preacher/minister/rabbi/imam/or shaman doesn't get you anything real for the money you donate -- but only a promise of later reward -- and there's no money back guarantee.....

You are wrong about the shaman. You get ayahuasca.

That is - if you're not doing anything for the next day or so......

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Smokin

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04-08-2016, 03:09 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
Well yeah, that's exactly what every religious official is doing right now and they rake in a fuckin' shit ton.
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04-08-2016, 03:38 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(04-08-2016 07:37 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(04-08-2016 05:53 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  You can come and not hide your atheism when visiting South Florida.

Sounds like a euphemism Tongue

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04-08-2016, 04:14 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(04-08-2016 02:50 PM)GenesisNemesis Wrote:  I'm beginning to learn that there are more important things than money.

Everyone knows there's more important things than money. Otherwise, they would never spend money to buy, rent, commission, and/or get access to anything.
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04-08-2016, 06:04 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
My church chucksterism worship me as a god the reincarnation of chuck Norris. Give me your money or roundhouse kick you to oblivion.Smile

Religion is bullshit. The winner of the last person to post wins thread.Yes
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04-08-2016, 06:14 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(04-08-2016 06:04 PM)Leo Wrote:  My church chucksterism worship me as a god the reincarnation of chuck Norris. Give me your money or roundhouse kick you to oblivion.Smile

OH drop kick me Jesus thru the goal posts of life.
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04-08-2016, 06:16 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(04-08-2016 06:14 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  
(04-08-2016 06:04 PM)Leo Wrote:  My church chucksterism worship me as a god the reincarnation of chuck Norris. Give me your money or roundhouse kick you to oblivion.Smile

OH drop kick me Jesus thru the goal posts of life.

So you are convinced ? Give me money ! Give me , give me !

Religion is bullshit. The winner of the last person to post wins thread.Yes
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