Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
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04-08-2016, 10:01 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
In 1966, Chuck Norris lost a Grand Championship title to Allen Steen. I can find no record of Norris ever defeating Steen in a tournament bout.

Yes, I went there.
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05-08-2016, 12:02 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(04-08-2016 02:54 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Pretending to be something you're not, is the cornerstone of religion.

So what's the problem?

The priest/preacher/minister/rabbi/imam/or shaman doesn't get you anything real for the money you donate -- but only a promise of later reward -- and there's no money back guarantee.....

If you soak the flocks for money, it's no different than the pope doing it....

In fact -- he's soaking more - so he's more of a prick than you are.....

See??? You're on your path to holiness already........

"Send your gifts to me -- and receive my blessings -- suckers ....."


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A tax deductible pyramid scheme?

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05-08-2016, 01:46 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(04-08-2016 10:01 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  In 1966, Chuck Norris lost a Grand Championship title to Allen Steen. I can find no record of Norris ever defeating Steen in a tournament bout.

Yes, I went there.




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05-08-2016, 06:41 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
Never mind money. I attend Catholic mass for free beer! Whenever there's a birth, death or marriage in the family I'm right up the front of the church. Fuck, I'll even do a reading if I'm asked. Straight to the pub afterwards and get stuck into a few free pints! Tongue

“The first duty of a man is to think for himself” ― José Martí
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05-08-2016, 07:33 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(05-08-2016 06:41 PM)Marozz Wrote:  Never mind money. I attend Catholic mass for free beer! Whenever there's a birth, death or marriage in the family I'm right up the front of the church. Fuck, I'll even do a reading if I'm asked. Straight to the pub afterwards and get stuck into a few free pints! Tongue

If it's Guinness - I'd be inclined to join ya....

Big Grin

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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05-08-2016, 07:53 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(05-08-2016 01:46 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  
(04-08-2016 10:01 PM)Reltzik Wrote:  In 1966, Chuck Norris lost a Grand Championship title to Allen Steen. I can find no record of Norris ever defeating Steen in a tournament bout.

Yes, I went there.




.... huh. Okay, so maybe five minutes of googling is not the most extensive research possible.

.... uh... Tony Tulleners?
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05-08-2016, 09:44 PM
Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(03-08-2016 05:33 PM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  I would do literally anything if the money is right. Anything.


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06-08-2016, 02:22 AM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
I'd get found out too easy, hiding my sarcasm is not my strong point.

In other words, I might try it, but I'd get busted.

/Valentine Michael Smith
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06-08-2016, 01:43 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
(05-08-2016 07:33 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(05-08-2016 06:41 PM)Marozz Wrote:  Never mind money. I attend Catholic mass for free beer! Whenever there's a birth, death or marriage in the family I'm right up the front of the church. Fuck, I'll even do a reading if I'm asked. Straight to the pub afterwards and get stuck into a few free pints! Tongue

If it's Guinness - I'd be inclined to join ya....

Big Grin
Oh yes, a few pints of the black stuff, and you'd be more than welcome. All that pretend praying makes for thirsty work.

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11-08-2016, 02:38 PM
RE: Would you pretend to be Christian for money?
Never done it for money but have frequently done it for sex.

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