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11-02-2012, 10:48 AM
Wrestlers for Christ!
This is the sort of thing Pastor Erxomai would have taken his youth groups to.
He would then be confronted by cranky, old Churched-Up bitches who don't think it's a good message to our youth to let them listen to Devil Music and watch long-haired men fight in their underwear. Let the good times ensue!

http://www.christianwrestling.com/




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11-02-2012, 10:58 AM
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I dislike wrestling.
Once when I was in high school I loved it. We even made groups so we could literally fight each other in the hallways. My group was the NWO just like on tv. I was Hollywood. The ringleader. Plus I could say brother just like he did.
We used to get into serious trouble for that as we treated it as an excuse to beat the shit out of one another whenever we saw someone from an opposing team. Literally beat the shit out of each other and literally ANY time. Middle of class, assembly... Good times.
I got one of my broken noses from getting my face rammed into a locker when I didn't expect it while I was mid sentence talking to my math teacher.
Now I hate wrestling on tv. I wonder what changed inside of me?

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11-02-2012, 11:09 AM
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(11-02-2012 10:58 AM)lucradis Wrote:  I dislike wrestling.
Once when I was in high school I loved it. We even made groups so we could literally fight each other in the hallways. My group was the NWO just like on tv. I was Hollywood. The ringleader. Plus I could say brother just like he did.
We used to get into serious trouble for that as we treated it as an excuse to beat the shit out of one another whenever we saw someone from an opposing team. Literally beat the shit out of each other and literally ANY time. Middle of class, assembly... Good times.
I got one of my broken noses from getting my face rammed into a locker when I didn't expect it while I was mid sentence talking to my math teacher.
Now I hate wrestling on tv. I wonder what changed inside of me?

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11-02-2012, 06:18 PM
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(11-02-2012 10:48 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  This is the sort of thing Pastor Erxomai would have taken his youth groups to.

Glad to see the Church has no problem promoting AAS abuse. Way to go Church, way to go.

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11-02-2012, 07:05 PM
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(11-02-2012 06:18 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(11-02-2012 10:48 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  This is the sort of thing Pastor Erxomai would have taken his youth groups to.

Glad to see the Church has no problem promoting AAS abuse. Way to go Church, way to go.

Maybe I misunderstood the cranky old ladies. I guess they were really more worried the youth group would start juicin'! Dodgy

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11-02-2012, 07:09 PM
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Funny enough I was tan and pretty good shape and I could pull off a bandana... But dammit I have never been able to grow a bad ass handlebar.... Dammit. Otherwise I would be sportin one right now.
Fucking sweet.

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13-02-2012, 12:08 PM
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(11-02-2012 10:58 AM)lucradis Wrote:  I dislike wrestling.
Once when I was in high school I loved it. We even made groups so we could literally fight each other in the hallways. My group was the NWO just like on tv. I was Hollywood. The ringleader. Plus I could say brother just like he did.
We used to get into serious trouble for that as we treated it as an excuse to beat the shit out of one another whenever we saw someone from an opposing team. Literally beat the shit out of each other and literally ANY time. Middle of class, assembly... Good times.
I got one of my broken noses from getting my face rammed into a locker when I didn't expect it while I was mid sentence talking to my math teacher.
Now I hate wrestling on tv. I wonder what changed inside of me?


When I was a kid it was WCW vs. WWF. I was always WWF. WCW sucked balls.

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