Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
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07-06-2013, 02:28 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
(07-06-2013 02:03 AM)Anudist Wrote:  Haha. I'm already half a dark sider anyway as we've discussed, but there are games I need my consoles for. I'll gladly give them up if they go this shitty route, though.

The only reason why I have my PS3 is because of MGS4 and the HD collection. It's pretty much useless to me otherwise, and I think it's going to get the yellow light or red screen of death soon in anycase.

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07-06-2013, 04:26 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
I'm sorry but I see no reason how you could fuck up a gaming console, yet Microsoft have done just that...
Seriously, all the xbox one needed was better hardware, a blue ray player, a better design a better name and that's it. Period. Stop.
How fucking hard is that?!?

And fuck kinect!! Angry Stop forcing SHIT on us we don't want!

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07-06-2013, 04:38 AM
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(yeah yeah, it's a pc blue screen, but you get the point)
Please Gaben, find it in your heart to verbally abuse these shitty TV boxes.

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07-06-2013, 04:41 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
(07-06-2013 04:26 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  I'm sorry but I see no reason how you could fuck up a gaming console, yet Microsoft have done just that...
Seriously, all the xbox one needed was better hardware, a blue ray player, a better design a better name and that's it. Period. Stop.
How fucking hard is that?!?

And fuck kinect!! Angry Stop forcing SHIT on us we don't want!
I think all of Microsoft's ideas are shit out of Steve Balmers ass like it's an anal pez-dispenser.
And admit it Muffs, I'm sure you find it kinky that the kinect stares at you, ALL THE TIME.

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07-06-2013, 09:53 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
Next they'll be using Kinect for facial recognition...
"Please place your eye up to the eye piece to turn on your xbox"

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07-06-2013, 09:57 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
I have serious reservations about buying a new console anyways, be it Sony or Microsoft. This is frustrating, but they are going to dig themselves a grave with hardcore gamers. The casual family gamer might not mind, but they might go WiiU before they drop the cash on this thing.

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07-06-2013, 10:14 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
See, you'd think PC gaming is better for these issues - and it is - but mainstream PC gaming is nearly as bad, what with the EAs and Ubisofts out there (we started getting 'always online' and limited activations fucking six years ago).

And witness the monolithic status of Steam, which a lot of self-proclaimed 'anti-drm' types I know can hardly breath for fellating so hard. Explain that one.
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07-06-2013, 11:05 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
You can play Steam games offline.
You only need to be online when you install.

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07-06-2013, 11:09 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
(07-06-2013 11:05 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  You can play Steam games offline.
You only need to be online when you install.

Offline mode didn't even pretend to work for the first seven years or so. It mostly does now, which is nice, but it's far from 100% reliable even today.
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07-06-2013, 11:24 AM
RE: Xbox One fucks up. Again. Oh, you poor console sods
(07-06-2013 11:09 AM)cjlr Wrote:  
(07-06-2013 11:05 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  You can play Steam games offline.
You only need to be online when you install.

Offline mode didn't even pretend to work for the first seven years or so. It mostly does now, which is nice, but it's far from 100% reliable even today.

Here's my take on steam and why it is Beloved. We settled. It was the best thing offered, and for the most part still is. Is it perfect, no, but it is better than what the XBone (btw everyone needs to call it that) is proposing.

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