YO MAMMA FIGHT
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07-04-2013, 06:50 PM
RE: YO MAMMA FIGHT
Here is one I heard on Tosh.0 the other day:

Yo mamma is so black that when she goes outside all of the streetlamps turn on.
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07-04-2013, 06:55 PM
RE: YO MAMMA FIGHT
Yo mama so old and so fat Before god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out the way.

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07-04-2013, 06:58 PM
RE: YO MAMMA FIGHT
Yo momma so fat you had to tick the box "crane" on the insurance policy.

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09-04-2013, 01:26 PM
RE: YO MAMMA FIGHT
Yo mamma got a peg leg and a real foot

Yo mamma so nasty, I asked her if I could use the bathroom, she said "pick a corner."

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09-04-2013, 02:01 PM
RE: YO MAMMA FIGHT
Yo momma so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.









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