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17-08-2012, 12:31 AM
Yay old!
So in my living environment there's this kid called JJ whose favorite insult is "you're old." He finds this insulting because he's so full of self absorption - kids around here are black holes of selfish short-sightedness, always with the me, me, me...

And I'm awake cause I'm dying and shit.

And there's been this ridiculous infatuation with the seventeen year old Julia, and I hafta consider the relevance of these disparate elements in a logically consistent set. That I'm dying and shit; and the monkey in me is all doing the last minute chest pounding to impress a last female before my organics get recycled...

The question that the casual observer is likely to ask is, "hey, Johnny, wouldn't you like to be seventeen; be all congruent with that Julia element? Evil_monster"

And I say, "Get behind me, Satan!" Big Grin

I remember being seventeen with no Gwynnies - Julia would've kicked my teeth down my throat and out into my stool sample. It would've been awkward, I'd be all pining and heartsick, writing her bad poetry... eww. Fuck "seventeen." Gimme old as dust any day. Thumbsup

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17-08-2012, 12:44 AM
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Yeh, I like dust, dust is good Yes

You're kidding about the other shit, right? I mean, you're not 'going' anywhere sometime soon, right?

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17-08-2012, 12:59 AM
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Who knows? I've got like zero will to live, and that's an important element in physical health. I mean, I don't wanna be "human" no mores when such is like these fucking kids; adults like Ham and Hovind... even that fucking earmuffs. Angry

I wanna be "not I;" lack of will may allow these opportunistic infections to crash the standing wave that is Johnny. And who really gives a fuck? My "immortality" is assured in the philosophy of Gwynnite, and that's an element that doesn't piss, shit, and consume.

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17-08-2012, 01:04 AM
Yay old!
I'm pretty sure Gwynnies isn't letting you out of the contract anytime soon.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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17-08-2012, 01:13 AM
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Fuck you.

In the neck.

With KC's dick.

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17-08-2012, 01:19 AM
Yay old!
Hey don't shoot the messenger, broski

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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17-08-2012, 01:25 AM
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Hey, I'm dying; I get to be all extra-nasty and stuff. Big Grin

(But I just ate so I could eat these fucking pills... threw in some extra muscle relaxers, fortified with some scotch... so... so there! Big Grin)

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17-08-2012, 07:45 AM
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Consider

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17-08-2012, 08:17 AM
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hey HoC, relax
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all good. forget about 17 year old morons, you are not old! You are ripe!

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17-08-2012, 08:27 AM
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Kidnap the kid and force him to smoke crystal meth for a year.

Should prematurely age him by about 10 years.... problem solved Drinking Beverage

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