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27-08-2015, 02:45 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 12:55 PM)jennybee Wrote:  You only have:

1 luxury item
1 survival item
1 food item

What are they/why?

1 Luxury item -- A 205 ft Burgess yacht.
1 Survival item -- 1 billion dollars (the price of surviving has gone up)
1 food item -- a breakfast buffet (serve at 11 am, I plan on sleeping in)

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27-08-2015, 02:47 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 02:39 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I assume the point is to survive? Tongue

Well, yeah, but I want to look good while doing it Tongue
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27-08-2015, 02:56 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
Luxury item:
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Have to be able to talk to my friends and USCG

Survival item:
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Island = water = fish

Food item:
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For company...really

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27-08-2015, 02:59 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 02:31 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(27-08-2015 02:20 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Survival item: Someone who know how to survive om a dessert Island.

That might backfire. What if they eat you after dessert?

Note to self, don't get stuck on a deserted island with morondog. No

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27-08-2015, 03:00 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
A pallet of Duct Tape.

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A Tops Knives Tom Brown Tracker in a Hedgehog Leather Works sheath.

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A warehouse full of rice.

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27-08-2015, 03:00 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 02:36 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Meanwhile, I'd look like this:

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Which is still pretty goddamned hawt.
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27-08-2015, 03:05 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
Luxury Item: A gas powered boat, so I can go home.
Survival Item: Gas, so I can power up the boat. Just in case someone gets clever with the 'gas powered boat'
Food Item: I think I'd get seasick from food, so let's go with Pizza so when I get home I can share it with the family.
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27-08-2015, 03:12 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 02:59 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Note to self, don't get stuck on a deserted island with morondog. No

Dammit. I wanted to be on Nurse's island Weeping

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27-08-2015, 03:51 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 03:12 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(27-08-2015 02:59 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Note to self, don't get stuck on a deserted island with morondog. No

Dammit. I wanted to be on Nurse's island Weeping

Well, depends on how much time you spend playing with your fiddle whether I'd let you have me for dessert Wink

Since I'm stuck on morondog's island, and he's brought his fiddle, a knife, and what sounds like some weird version of beef jerky, I'll have:

Luxury item - medical supply kit
Survival item - fire starter
Food - sunflower seeds (I'm allergic to nuts)

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27-08-2015, 03:56 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 03:51 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(27-08-2015 03:12 PM)morondog Wrote:  Dammit. I wanted to be on Nurse's island Weeping

Well, depends on how much time you spend playing with your fiddle whether I'd let you have me for dessert Wink

Since I'm stuck on morondog's island, and he's brought his fiddle, a knife, and what sounds like some weird version of beef jerky, I'll have:

Luxury item - medical supply kit
Survival item - fire starter
Food - sunflower seeds (I'm allergic to nuts)

I think you can squeeze in a real luxury item if you specify your survival item "Emergency kit (includes medical supplies and survival gear)". Smile

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