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27-08-2015, 04:38 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 04:37 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Luxury item: Ginger
Survival item: The Professor
Food item: The Skipper

You had two years to prepare for this moment, and your answer isn't a can of beans?

I am disappoint.

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27-08-2015, 04:41 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 04:33 PM)cactus Wrote:  luxury item - a solar powered laptop with satellite internet
1 survival item - antibiotics
1 food item - Jesus's magic multiplying bread loaf. Also, since he likes to do party tricks with beverages, maybe he can put himself to use and desalinate some ocean water for me, too.

He'd be more likely to turn it all to blood and frogs come jumping out of it and locusts eat all the vegetation.

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27-08-2015, 04:44 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 04:41 PM)Nurse Wrote:  
(27-08-2015 04:33 PM)cactus Wrote:  luxury item - a solar powered laptop with satellite internet
1 survival item - antibiotics
1 food item - Jesus's magic multiplying bread loaf. Also, since he likes to do party tricks with beverages, maybe he can put himself to use and desalinate some ocean water for me, too.

He'd be more likely to turn it all to blood and frogs come jumping out of it and locusts eat all the vegetation.

Infinite frogs would be pretty good eats, actually.
(heck, even locusts'll do in a pinch)

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27-08-2015, 05:11 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
Luxury: 1 fully furnished and stocked 48,000 sq ft mansion with a cable tie-in to the nearest trans-oceanic trunk.

Survival: 1 Bell Jet Ranger with enough range to get me temporarily out of sight of any rescue attempts, or to pick up house guests from ships or the rest of the archipelago.

Food: Ordered take-out from cruise ships.

Uh oh - oops - my bad - I thought you said "dessert" island Tongue
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27-08-2015, 05:31 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
Luxury item: Helicopter
Survival item: A pilot
Food item: Something munchable for the flight back to civilization.

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27-08-2015, 05:36 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
You only have:

1 luxury item
1 survival item
1 food item

What are they/why?


1. My food item is a potato! That way I can cut it in half, eat one half and grow more potatoes.

2. My Survival item is a Cold-steel combat Knife for cutting things and hunting.

3. My Luxury Item is a Satellite phone with a GPS so I can call for help!


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27-08-2015, 05:36 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 04:44 PM)cjlr Wrote:  
(27-08-2015 04:41 PM)Nurse Wrote:  He'd be more likely to turn it all to blood and frogs come jumping out of it and locusts eat all the vegetation.

Infinite frogs would be pretty good eats, actually.
(heck, even locusts'll do in a pinch)

Eating a frog killed Epicurus.

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27-08-2015, 06:14 PM
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27-08-2015, 06:29 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(27-08-2015 04:37 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Luxury item: Ginger
Survival item: The Professor
Food item: The Skipper

(27-08-2015 04:38 PM)cjlr Wrote:  
(27-08-2015 04:37 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Luxury item: Ginger
Survival item: The Professor
Food item: The Skipper

You had two years to prepare for this moment, and your answer isn't a can of beans?

I am disappoint.

Dude, that was the answer, come on, now.

'Cept my luxury item would definitely be MaryAnne. Those gingham shorts!
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27-08-2015, 06:38 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
1. A luxury holiday resort.
2. A cruise ship port
3. A can of pineapple, because I like pineapple.
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