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28-08-2015, 12:19 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(28-08-2015 11:55 AM)jennybee Wrote:  have Rocket and Yak take their shirts off and serve us tropical drinks

Well, well... aren't Rocket and Yak getting lots of love from the fantasy island bunch. I'm not jealous. Pfft! In fact, I heard Rocket has uneven nipples and Yak's nipples are grotesquely over-sized. Just sayin'...

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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28-08-2015, 12:27 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(28-08-2015 12:19 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(28-08-2015 11:55 AM)jennybee Wrote:  have Rocket and Yak take their shirts off and serve us tropical drinks

Well, well... aren't Rocket and Yak getting lots of love from the fantasy island bunch. I'm not jealous. Pfft! In fact, I heard Rocket has uneven nipples and Yak's nipples are grotesquely over-sized. Just sayin'...

You're invited too Tongue Can't forget about the Snipples Big Grin
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28-08-2015, 12:56 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(28-08-2015 12:27 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(28-08-2015 12:19 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Well, well... aren't Rocket and Yak getting lots of love from the fantasy island bunch. I'm not jealous. Pfft! In fact, I heard Rocket has uneven nipples and Yak's nipples are grotesquely over-sized. Just sayin'...

You're invited too Tongue Can't forget about the Snipples Big Grin

Oh, well, I don't know. I might be busy that day. Alright, if you are going to beg I guess I'll come. But only if Rocket and Yak serve me tropical drinks also.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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28-08-2015, 03:16 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
Luxury item: Yacht because then I won't be trapped.
Survival item: Bigass huntng knife to cut my food item
Food item: QCunt and HeyWoodYouBlowMe so that I can see God too. I'm not sure which parts contain God though. I'm starting with the liver.

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28-08-2015, 05:43 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(28-08-2015 11:43 AM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  
(28-08-2015 07:07 AM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  So you're dead in the first hour.

(28-08-2015 07:13 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Fixed

I doubt that....but just in case...I forgive that island in advance for killing me.
I'm sure the island will appreciate the sentiment long after your face has passed through a beartigers' intestinal tract.

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28-08-2015, 05:44 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(28-08-2015 12:19 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(28-08-2015 11:55 AM)jennybee Wrote:  have Rocket and Yak take their shirts off and serve us tropical drinks

Well, well... aren't Rocket and Yak getting lots of love from the fantasy island bunch. I'm not jealous. Pfft! In fact, I heard Rocket has uneven nipples and Yak's nipples are grotesquely over-sized. Just sayin'...
Well now I want to bring Yak....

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28-08-2015, 06:04 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(28-08-2015 12:19 PM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(28-08-2015 11:55 AM)jennybee Wrote:  have Rocket and Yak take their shirts off and serve us tropical drinks

Well, well... aren't Rocket and Yak getting lots of love from the fantasy island bunch. I'm not jealous. Pfft! In fact, I heard Rocket has uneven nipples and Yak's nipples are grotesquely over-sized. Just sayin'...

Hummmm. Consider A strong case of male nipple envy. But that's ok...two more male nipples on this island is fine. You can mix the drinks, Yak and Rocket can serve the drinks while us ladies can watch you work.

Oh shit. I just remembered, I'm married.

My husband is pretty open minded though. Tee hee. Tongue

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28-08-2015, 08:33 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(28-08-2015 03:16 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Luxury item: Yacht because then I won't be trapped.
Survival item: Bigass huntng knife to cut my food item
Food item: QCunt and HeyWoodYouBlowMe so that I can see God too. I'm not sure which parts contain God though. I'm starting with the liver.

With some fava beans and a nice chianti? Consider

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28-08-2015, 11:00 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
(28-08-2015 08:33 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(28-08-2015 03:16 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Luxury item: Yacht because then I won't be trapped.
Survival item: Bigass huntng knife to cut my food item
Food item: QCunt and HeyWoodYouBlowMe so that I can see God too. I'm not sure which parts contain God though. I'm starting with the liver.

With some fava beans and a nice chianti? Consider

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28-08-2015, 11:46 PM
RE: You are trapped on a desert island...
Who would I bring? I dunno. I don't know anyone here so well that I could make a good decision.
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