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02-06-2013, 07:08 PM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
(02-06-2013 06:49 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(02-06-2013 10:52 AM)evenheathen Wrote:  Are we really gonna have a pissing match between the US and the UK? Can't we just all gang up on Canada or something?

We have maple syrup. We win. Drinking Beverage

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Had. You HAD maple syrup.

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03-06-2013, 05:18 AM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
(02-06-2013 07:08 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(02-06-2013 06:49 PM)Chas Wrote:  We have maple syrup. We win. Drinking Beverage

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Had. You HAD maple syrup.

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03-06-2013, 06:07 AM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
Well they are so long as they keep sticking their heads out of the hull.

Then again, don't see why a sniper would even dream of engaging a tank, even if it's half its crew was sticking their heads out the top. Still gotta contend with the escorts and other tanks which are bound to be operating with them...

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03-06-2013, 04:56 PM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
(01-06-2013 08:23 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(29-05-2013 11:06 PM)Red Tornado Wrote:  [Image: th?id=H.4612250433553175&pid=15.1]
In Texas, when we get rain it's usually a fuckton.
But we still have a drought and watering restrictions...go figure.

Cuz of them damn atheists, bringing the wrath of Gawd. Drinking Beverage

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05-06-2013, 01:20 PM
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(01-06-2013 08:06 PM)Near Wrote:  [Image: h79286555]

Look at the WORLD series.. Obviously open to anyone. US dominates that.. Canada won probably a few but that's it.

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05-06-2013, 01:40 PM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
(05-06-2013 01:20 PM)ClydeLee Wrote:  
(01-06-2013 08:06 PM)Near Wrote:  [Image: h79286555]

Look at the WORLD series.. Obviously open to anyone. US dominates that.. Canada won probably a few but that's it.

Canada is the only country outside the U.S. to win the World Series - 1992 & 1993.

Take that Europe.

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05-06-2013, 07:26 PM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
Gonna go on a rant for Hughsie here.

8. Legally drinking at 18.
First off, Americans are stupid. If we lowered our drinking age, do you know how many idiots would be DEAD? Big Grin

11. Seeing boobs in the news.
Ok, I'd love to see boobs outside of tumblr. America does actually need this. Weeping

13. Greggs
We have ATL Bread Company. Close enough.

15. Castles
Um. Rednecks would RUIN THEM.

16. Donkey rides on the beach.
Excuse me like what can I even say about this.

17. Eating fries with curry sauce.
NO. Okay. This is just GRODY. This is seriously the grodiest thing I've ever seen. Why would you even eat that. That's like putting gravy on spaghetti.

18. Cheese rolling.
Sit the fuck down, England.

20. Speaking with dat accent.
English accents will earn you kisses on your perfect face. Blush

21. Throwing parades that don’t suck.
GIRL BUTTS EVERYWHEREEE. Heart

22. Signs that notify you when the next train is coming.
We have those in airports. Shit, nobody rides trains anymore. Get a job and buy a car. Maybe if you didn't suck you'd keep up with the time.

24. Shopping at markets.
There this place called downtown where I live and it's basically the same thing. except a bit more spanned out, and in actual buildings.

25. Writing the date in a way that makes logical sense.
Shut up.

26. Embracing the comedy of Monty Python.
Embracing the comedy of George Bush.

29. Producing people who look sexy.
At least we Leonardo DiCaprio...
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05-06-2013, 07:39 PM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  17. Eating fries with curry sauce.
NO. Okay. This is just GRODY. This is seriously the grodiest thing I've ever seen. Why would you even eat that. That's like putting gravy on spaghetti.

You got a like and a rating point just for using the word Grody!

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05-06-2013, 07:45 PM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  8. Legally drinking at 18.
First off, Americans are stupid. If we lowered our drinking age, do you know how many idiots would be DEAD? Big Grin

Good answer, would be better though if you didn't allow three year olds to have assault rifles.

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  11. Seeing boobs in the news.
Ok, I'd love to see boobs outside of tumblr. America does actually need this. Weeping

Even the ladies like this one, nuff said!

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  13. Greggs
We have ATL Bread Company. Close enough.

Greggs is better, even though it's totally shit.

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  15. Castles
Um. Rednecks would RUIN THEM.

Isn't that you?

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  16. Donkey rides on the beach.
Excuse me like what can I even say about this.

Fair enough on that one.

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  17. Eating fries with curry sauce.
NO. Okay. This is just GRODY. This is seriously the grodiest thing I've ever seen. Why would you even eat that. That's like putting gravy on spaghetti.

It's totally delicious, you'll know one day.

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  18. Cheese rolling.
Sit the fuck down, England.

It's funny!

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  20. Speaking with dat accent.
English accents will earn you kisses on your perfect face. Blush

Perfect face? You made my day. Big Grin

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  21. Throwing parades that don’t suck.
GIRL BUTTS EVERYWHEREEE. Heart

Yay girl butts!

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  22. Signs that notify you when the next train is coming.
We have those in airports. Shit, nobody rides trains anymore. Get a job and buy a car. Maybe if you didn't suck you'd keep up with the time.

Call us old fashioned but we put TRAIN SIGNS in TRAIN STATIONS, not AIRPORTS.

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  24. Shopping at markets.
There this place called downtown where I live and it's basically the same thing. except a bit more spanned out, and in actual buildings.

I'm not into markets anyway.

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  25. Writing the date in a way that makes logical sense.
Shut up.

You know we're right.

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  26. Embracing the comedy of Monty Python.
Embracing the comedy of George Bush.

We laugh at both, and we didn't actually have to put up with Bush.

(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  29. Producing people who look sexy.
At least we Leonardo DiCaprio...

I'll admit, Mila Kunis is the most beautiful person in the history of beautiful but technically she's not American so we both lose.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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05-06-2013, 07:50 PM
RE: You guys seriously don't have this stuff?!?!
(05-06-2013 07:45 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(05-06-2013 07:26 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  15. Castles
Um. Rednecks would RUIN THEM.

Isn't that you?

NO. Ok, please die. I AM NOT A REDNECK I AM SLIGHTLY SOUTHERN WITH A TEENSY WEENSY WEE BIT OF AN ACCENT OK BITCH GO HOME. Censored
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