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10-03-2014, 01:37 PM
You know you're getting old when...
...you pluck a gray nosehair.

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10-03-2014, 01:41 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When you fart audibly in a room full of people and never saw it coming, look around, and oh so suddenly realize it was you. Eek!

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10-03-2014, 01:42 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
JUST ONE Huh

You poor baby... Dodgy


"you know you're getting old when..." you start eyeballing training wheels for your motorcycle. Weeping

OK, not yet..... but soon I fear.. Blush

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10-03-2014, 02:54 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
... you pull a muscle sneezing.

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10-03-2014, 03:14 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
when you start asking your kids to read what the label says because you can't find your glasses that you never wore the first 46 years of your life and now can't live without.


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10-03-2014, 03:26 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When your wife finishes her sentence and you dont remember the beginning, or the topic...and plaster on a smile and a quick nod hoping she wont notice....and failing miserably Drooling

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11-03-2014, 05:52 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
you're older than 30.

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11-03-2014, 06:01 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When you're offered sex but ask for a massage instead.

Weeping

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11-03-2014, 06:05 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When hor fun is only a meal rather than a way of life.

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11-03-2014, 07:20 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(11-03-2014 06:01 AM)DLJ Wrote:  When you're offered sex but ask for a massage instead.

Weeping

"Would you like super sex?" the masseur asked.

"If it's all the same with you, I'll just have the soup," I replied.

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