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11-03-2014, 12:40 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(10-03-2014 01:37 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...you pluck a gray nosehair.

That is just wrong on every level. No

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11-03-2014, 12:45 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
... someone asks you how old you are and you have to stop and think about it for a second.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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11-03-2014, 12:46 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
...your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.
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11-03-2014, 01:41 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(10-03-2014 02:54 PM)WillHopp Wrote:  ... you pull a muscle sneezing.

^ that was Post No. 666 for me. Uh-oh!

Smile My sister has done that to her back. She thinks the chiropractor is legitimate medicine to. I told her it's not, but she ignored this. After all, I'm supposed to be the stupid sister in this family.
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11-03-2014, 01:51 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When the bags under your eyes are bigger than your ass cheeks. Confused

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11-03-2014, 01:56 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When you wake up in the morning and realize you have somehow hurt yourself when you were sleeping.

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11-03-2014, 02:04 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(11-03-2014 01:56 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  When you wake up in the morning and realize you have somehow hurt yourself when you were sleeping.

Ya! Wtf??? I've done this a couple times now. Makes me feel retarded when my wife asks why I'm limping and I have to tell her, "I have no idea. It happened in my sleep. Durrrrr"

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11-03-2014, 02:27 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
You realize you can finally go to jail for doing illegal stuff.
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11-03-2014, 02:27 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
You know you're getting old when you randomly *toot* by mistake just simply walking across a room. No warning. No issues. Just random old-lady dainty **toot**

FOR NO FUCKING REASON






*silent scream*


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11-03-2014, 02:32 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
....every time you laugh or cough too hard, you suddenly become acutely aware of how full your bladder is.

Over half a tank = the Dribbles.

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