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11-03-2014, 02:35 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(11-03-2014 02:32 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  ....every time you laugh or cough too hard, you suddenly become acutely aware of how full your bladder is.

Over half a tank = the Dribbles.

'Depends' , when the time comes to start wondering what size you need. Tongue

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11-03-2014, 02:44 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(11-03-2014 02:27 PM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  You know you're getting old when you randomly *toot* by mistake just simply walking across a room. No warning. No issues. Just random old-lady dainty **toot**

FOR NO FUCKING REASON






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Get a dog. My wife hasn't farted in years. It's always the dog. Smile

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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11-03-2014, 04:49 PM (This post was last modified: 11-03-2014 05:35 PM by Mathilda.)
RE: You know you're getting old when...
... when you start telling people what you were doing the year that they were born.
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11-03-2014, 05:39 PM
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(11-03-2014 02:44 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(11-03-2014 02:27 PM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  You know you're getting old when you randomly *toot* by mistake just simply walking across a room. No warning. No issues. Just random old-lady dainty **toot**

FOR NO FUCKING REASON






*silent scream*


Weeping

Hug

Get a dog. My wife hasn't farted in years. It's always the dog. Smile


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12-03-2014, 02:55 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
I don't remember seeing this thread before.

You know that you're getting old because you start telling people something about years, being born and whatnot (I think that's what it was)
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12-03-2014, 04:22 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When you realise that by the end of the year there will be teenagers who weren't born when 9/11 happened.
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12-03-2014, 04:31 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
... when your age group start dying from natural causes rather than from recklessness.

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12-03-2014, 04:50 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
I'd just like to point out age is subjective.. some can be physically old and mentally young though... it's all mental.

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12-03-2014, 05:10 AM
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(12-03-2014 04:50 AM)kunoxian drive Wrote:  I'd just like to point out age is subjective.. some can be physically old and mentally young though... it's all mental.

That's retarded.

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12-03-2014, 05:44 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
earmuffs...???? no literally what wrong with that statement.... it's litteraly true.. there are people older than 80 and younger than me. like i said age is a mental thing. just rember that aging workout guru from the 50's and you'll get it.

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