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12-03-2014, 07:36 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
....when you have to sit down to put your socks on.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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12-03-2014, 07:44 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(12-03-2014 07:36 AM)stevec Wrote:  ....when you have to sit down to put your socks on.

... and are out of breath when you stand up again.

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12-03-2014, 07:47 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
when you realize that you & your siblings are the oldest, living generation of your family.

And when you run into old high school friends more often at funerals for our parents than the bar.


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12-03-2014, 07:58 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(12-03-2014 07:36 AM)stevec Wrote:  ....when you have to sit down to put your socks on.

That's not true. I've always sat down to put my socks on. A lady doesn't put her socks on while standing.

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12-03-2014, 08:18 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(12-03-2014 07:58 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  
(12-03-2014 07:36 AM)stevec Wrote:  ....when you have to sit down to put your socks on.

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It was the dog...

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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12-03-2014, 12:45 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
I posted this a couple of years ago in a similar thread.

Religious disputes are like arguments in a madhouse over which inmate really is Napoleon.
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12-03-2014, 01:30 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
(12-03-2014 12:45 PM)cufflink Wrote:  I posted this a couple of years ago in a similar thread.

Yeah, but some of us have gotten older since then... Undecided

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12-03-2014, 05:36 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When you go down on your hunkers and cannot get up again without a chair, table or younger person to lean on.

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12-03-2014, 06:04 PM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
When you have to go through your kids ages and/or surgeries you had to remember what year something happened.

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28-05-2014, 06:01 AM
RE: You know you're getting old when...
... aches and pains don't come with an anecdote.

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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