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23-08-2017, 11:23 PM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
(21-08-2017 08:19 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  "If humans descended from monkeys..."

> Any similarity between creationists and monkeys is an insult to the monkeys. Dodgy
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24-08-2017, 04:26 AM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
"As a Parent...."

*you can replace the word Parent with Mother/Father, and get the same results

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25-08-2017, 04:10 AM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
"Now, this here is the gawds-honest-truth..."

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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26-08-2017, 03:02 PM
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"It doesn't matter where you stand on X so long as you examine the facts we will present in this free YouTube series."
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26-08-2017, 05:01 PM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
(13-08-2017 12:32 AM)Robvalue Wrote:  What kind of phrases have you heard which give away that you're about to be hit by a tirade of unmitigated donkey poop? For example:

"There's a global conspiracy that..."

"Could it happen by random chance that..."


"Make America Great Again."

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26-08-2017, 06:19 PM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
"You may not believe in [insert diety] but..."

Do not fear death; fear an empty legacy. --An alcoholic I met in a bar one time
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26-08-2017, 06:22 PM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
"Every day I offer up prayers for you."

"My friends and I are performing weekly novenas for you."

"Over a thousand nuns are praying for you." Facepalm
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26-08-2017, 06:46 PM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
"How Christian were you?"
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26-08-2017, 06:52 PM (This post was last modified: 26-08-2017 06:58 PM by Rockblossom.)
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
"Well, scientists don't know everything! For instance ..."

"Let me explain why homeopathic compounds work."

" Have you heard about the new ___fill in the blank___ diet?"

"No, I've never had a class in Chaos Theory, but I know if a butterfly flaps its wings ..."

"Hi! I'm Cindy from TelephoneScamArtists International, and I have great news for you!"

"This isn't a religion, it's a path to spiritual enlightenment!"

"But .. don't you WANT to live forever?"

"Now everyone please bow your heads as Reverent Whoever says a prayer for this football game/picnic/faculty meeting/business lunch/strip club opening/etc. "

"Well, but everybody knows that ..."
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26-08-2017, 06:54 PM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
"I saw a documentary that said..."

"I watched a show on TV that explained..."

"I read an article..."

etc.

No citations.
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