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26-08-2017, 08:40 PM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
"This is our last chance to lower your credit card interest rates."

Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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27-08-2017, 06:39 PM
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"There is really no such thing as an atheist. Everyone knows in their heart that God truly exists." Facepalm
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28-08-2017, 11:05 AM
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"My granddaddy always said..."

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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02-09-2017, 11:29 AM
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"Christian science proves that..."

I have a website here which discusses the issues and terminology surrounding religion and atheism. It's hopefully user friendly to all.
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02-09-2017, 11:35 AM
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"The Jews..."

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02-09-2017, 12:21 PM
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"According to Kellyanne Conway..."

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05-09-2017, 10:37 AM
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"The Cleveland Browns...."
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05-09-2017, 10:01 PM
RE: You know you're in for some bullshit when you hear...
Telephone solicitor: "We're only conducting a poll. We're not trying to sell you anything."

Me, just before hanging up: "Yeah, and I'm King Isildur!" Big Grin
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06-09-2017, 03:26 AM
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Come into my office it's time for your workplace appraisal.

Get your own bleeding hymn book
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06-09-2017, 03:48 AM
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(05-09-2017 10:01 PM)Gwaithmir Wrote:  Telephone solicitor: "We're only conducting a poll. We're not trying to sell you anything."

Me, just before hanging up: "Yeah, and I'm King Isildur!" Big Grin

A side note to this:

In the UK, we have people ringing up saying "we have it on record you've had a serious accident in the last 2-5 years", which is just cold open trying to capture the attention of those that have actually had this. We get it all the time, and often you can easily dismiss it with "No I havent".

My new favorite response, is: "Well I don't recall having an accident....but then again I did have that horrible brain injury recently."
When they reply asking for further information on that, you just repeat the line again: "What accident? I don't remember an accident? Then again I did have that horrible brain injury...."
And just see how long you can keep it going Laugh out load

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