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20-04-2015, 06:04 AM
You're a Virgin?
Virginity can encompass many things.

For instance

I for one - have never ----

Eaten at Taco Bell, or Olive Garden.

Nor do I intend to.
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What haven't you done??

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20-04-2015, 06:11 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I've never:
Gotten head
Given head
Rode on a motorcycle
Punched a hole in the wall
Went to prom

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20-04-2015, 06:12 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 06:11 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I've never:
Gotten head
Given head
Rode on a motorcycle
Punched a hole in the wall
Went to prom

... Those are all euphemisms right?

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20-04-2015, 06:12 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 06:11 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I've never:
Gotten head
Given head
Rode on a motorcycle
Punched a hole in the wall
Went to prom

This, minus the motorcycle ride.

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20-04-2015, 06:19 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I've never had sacks. Lots of bags of all descriptions. But no sacks.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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20-04-2015, 06:24 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I'm a "skunk virgin". Seriously, for some reason I just never ran across a skunk .. dead or alive, even on the highway, which is suprising for many reasons. When people talk about how bad they smell, I just think "WTF are you even talking about ?"

Everything else ... I've probably tried once. Angel ... Blush ... Confused

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20-04-2015, 06:32 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I've never:

Gone skydiving
Gone bungee jumping (don't plan to)
Climbed a legit mountain
Been married
Baptized others (while indoctrinated)
Been out of the country (yet)
Curb stomped John Cena
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20-04-2015, 07:24 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 06:11 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I've never:
Gotten head
Given head
Rode on a motorcycle
Punched a hole in the wall
Went to prom

You know I could help you with one of those right?


































































































































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annnnd shit just got creepy

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20-04-2015, 07:28 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 07:24 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(20-04-2015 06:11 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I've never:
Gotten head
Given head
Rode on a motorcycle
Punched a hole in the wall
Went to prom

You know I could help you with one of those right?

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annnnd shit just got creepy

You want to show him how to punch a hole in a wall ?

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20-04-2015, 07:30 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 07:24 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(20-04-2015 06:11 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I've never:
Gotten head
Given head
Rode on a motorcycle
Punched a hole in the wall
Went to prom

You know I could help you with one of those right?


































































































































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annnnd shit just got creepy

Nuh-uh - your motorcycle was stolen. No

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