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20-04-2015, 07:32 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 07:30 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(20-04-2015 07:24 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  You know I could help you with one of those right?


































































































































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annnnd shit just got creepy

Nuh-uh - your motorcycle was stolen. No

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20-04-2015, 07:43 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I have never ate a hamburger or hotdog.

I have never been able to answer that question of "what do you want to be when you grow up?" (as a profession- nothing interests me enough to want to focus on it). I just want to be happy. Unsure

I have never robbed a bank. Smile


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20-04-2015, 07:55 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
Gone to a ballet recital (and as a father of 3 boys, I probably won't have to)
Gone SCUBA diving (although I would like to)
Flown a plane (again, want to)
Been to prison/jail (no desire to)
Never been in politics (no desire to)

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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20-04-2015, 08:25 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 07:43 AM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  I have never ate a hamburger or hotdog.

I have never been able to answer that question of "what do you want to be when you grow up?" (as a profession- nothing interests me enough to want to focus on it). I just want to be happy. Unsure

I have never robbed a bank. Smile

I have a nearly flaw proof bank robbery strategy I have developed over the years.
We should get together at some point.

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20-04-2015, 08:42 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I'll be keeping my virginity regarding the following.....

Never gonna see a Claude Van Damme movie
Skydive
Crochet doilies

Unfortunately I lost my virginity to.....

Eating ocre (slimy shitty crap, even when it's fried)
Laying bricks to make a patio. (Hard work, I'll hire someone else to do this next time)
Watched a Tom Cruise movie. (other than Minority Report) I can't remember what it was called but if his ego gets any bigger it's going to explode and kill people.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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20-04-2015, 08:47 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I've never smoked anything.

Been to Canada.

Never been in trouble with the law.
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20-04-2015, 08:47 AM
Re: You're a Virgin?
Well now, if you fry okra right, it's not slimy at all.
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20-04-2015, 08:52 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I have never reached 121 rep.

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20-04-2015, 08:55 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I am a virgin of

jail
anything to do with heights (skydive, bungee jump, go over a waterfall in a barrel)
any kind of a raw hot pepper
held a spider


just a few off the top of my head-these are things I don't ever see happening. well... jail...heh, naaaaaaah.Tongue

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20-04-2015, 09:07 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 08:47 AM)mecanna Wrote:  Well now, if you fry okra right, it's not slimy at all.


It was fried but the inside was slimy. Ick.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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