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20-04-2015, 09:14 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I've never eaten duck blood soup.

Give me your argument in the form of a published paper, and then we can start to talk.
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20-04-2015, 09:37 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
Never been on an airplane.
Never been outside of the regional area. I could go into detail on this one but it would only depress me.
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20-04-2015, 09:42 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I've never been charged for murder.

I've got a gift in the art of cleanliness, what can I say? Blush
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20-04-2015, 09:50 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 08:42 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'll be keeping my virginity regarding the following.....

Never gonna see a Claude Van Damme movie

If you ever decide to change your mind on Van Damme, you should check out "JCVD". It's a subtitle movie (language of origin escapes me), but a great tongue-in-cheek flick.
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20-04-2015, 10:11 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 08:42 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'll be keeping my virginity regarding the following.....

Never gonna see a Claude Van Damme movie
Skydive
Crochet doilies

Unfortunately I lost my virginity to.....

Eating ocre (slimy shitty crap, even when it's fried)
Laying bricks to make a patio. (Hard work, I'll hire someone else to do this next time)
Watched a Tom Cruise movie. (other than Minority Report) I can't remember what it was called but if his ego gets any bigger it's going to explode and kill people.

Check Rain Man with him and Dustin Hoffman if you haven't seen it! It's awesome.

So, things I've never done... Consider Well, I've never received a million dollars from Anjele. Angel


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20-04-2015, 11:33 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 09:37 AM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  Never been on an airplane.
Never been outside of the regional area. I could go into detail on this one but it would only depress me.


I've never been on an airplane either.....

But

I've rode inside a bunch of them....

I'm not doing that wing walking shit either.....

Cool

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20-04-2015, 11:57 AM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 07:43 AM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  I have never ate a hamburger or hotdog.

I have never been able to answer that question of "what do you want to be when you grow up?" (as a profession- nothing interests me enough to want to focus on it). I just want to be happy. Unsure

I have never robbed a bank. Smile


You've never eaten a hamburger or hotdog?!Blink

You're no 'Mercan! Must be one of those commie pinkos.

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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20-04-2015, 12:04 PM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I didn't lose my virginity (euphemism unnecessary) until I was 24. When the subject of sexual experience comes up for whatever reason, I just reply that I killed more people before my first sexual encounter than I've slept with in the 10+ years since. I get a kick out of them trying to figure out whether or not I'm bullshitting.

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20-04-2015, 12:08 PM
RE: You're a Virgin?
I've never killed anyone, as far as I know.
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20-04-2015, 01:02 PM
RE: You're a Virgin?
(20-04-2015 12:08 PM)pablo Wrote:  I've never killed anyone, as far as I know.

And I never killed anyone --

as far as YOU know....

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Drooling

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