Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
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31-12-2016, 07:08 PM
Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Every new year we make lies about what we can achieve this year. They're called new year's resolutions and they're:




But they're fun to make because FAAAAT ASSSES like myself need to dream about getting thin.

So here's my pointless dreams for 2017:

1: 2016 was the year of the paradiddle for me. 2017 needs to be the year of double bass if I ever want to have fun with it in my bands. More practice. Read more of Virgil's book.

2: Fuck romantic relationships. Waste of time better spendt on working or drums. If for some obscure reason somebody should hit on me, reject them. Politely though, I don't need enemies.

3: Get in shape fatty, or Scott Steiner will kill you.




4: Get Zeke memorable Chirstmas present

5: Work hard with everything. I want an EP before next year with the band.



Now it's your turn:



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31-12-2016, 07:42 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Well I'm sitting here being forced to work overtime on a holiday when I'd normally be off so my only resolution is to quit this job and find a way to make money from being a graphic artist, I got a few plans up my sleeve but I'm gonna make it happen dammit!!

Actually no, I gotta switch that up, make money from graphic art and then quit my job, whew, that was a close one! I almost promised to be totally broke lol silly me!

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31-12-2016, 07:51 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Become as good a drummer as Steve Gadd and as good a percussionist as Lennie Castro.

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31-12-2016, 07:51 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
I'd like to spend a little less time on TTA but......nawh...I probably won't.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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31-12-2016, 07:53 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
(31-12-2016 07:51 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  I'd like to spend a little less time on TTA but......nawh...I probably won't.

I'd miss you.

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31-12-2016, 07:59 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
I misread the title lol

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31-12-2016, 08:03 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
I'm gonna write a book. Drinking Beverage

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31-12-2016, 09:02 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
(31-12-2016 08:03 PM)f stop Wrote:  I'm gonna write a book. Drinking Beverage

Write a book in 2017 detailing how you're not gonna write a book in 2017.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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31-12-2016, 09:28 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Go to New York, and get crammed in a "viewing pen" in Times Square on NY Eve.
http://gothamist.com/2016/12/31/nye_in_t...hp#photo-1

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31-12-2016, 09:43 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Debt free, second part time job or full time job, go sky diving, have a couple grand saved.

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