Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
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01-01-2017, 02:02 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Quit smoking. I smoke 3-5 cigarettes a day and it's just not a vice I'm truly ready to give up.
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01-01-2017, 02:08 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
(01-01-2017 02:02 PM)Fodder_From_The_Truth Wrote:  Quit smoking. I smoke 3-5 cigarettes a day and it's just not a vice I'm truly ready to give up.

Maybe cut out one cig a day and do that for a bit, then cut out another cig, do that for a bit etc. That way you slowly ween yourself off.
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01-01-2017, 03:04 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Get a six pack (not beer)

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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01-01-2017, 03:27 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
(31-12-2016 07:08 PM)ELK12695 Wrote:  Every new year we make lies about what we can achieve this year. They're called new year's resolutions...

Lies? Iz cause e'erbody be makin resolutions based on what others find good/bad/ugly. Tongue Furk them!

1) Keep smoking.
2) Keep drinking.
I like Kim's, tho! I'm'a throw one o them into the list. Laugh out load
3) Win Lottery!

2/3rds with a chance at 100%! Cool

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01-01-2017, 03:52 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
(31-12-2016 09:02 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(31-12-2016 08:03 PM)f stop Wrote:  I'm gonna write a book. Drinking Beverage

Write a book in 2017 detailing how you're not gonna write a book in 2017.
Me: I've figured out how to make money at parimutuel wagering.

Friend: OK. Let's hear it.

Me: You write a book on how to make money at parimutuel wagering.

Sapere aude
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01-01-2017, 03:58 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Be a better person.

That's what all of my resolutions have targeted, in some form or other. Sadly, better personhood doesn't seem to be on the program. Somehow I have to figure out how to be satisfied nonetheless.
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01-01-2017, 03:58 PM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
Hummmm. You guys aren't reading the thread title right. It reads "resolutions you'll NEVER pull off.

Get it right, you guys! Geesh! Tongue

So with that thought in mind, I'm going to take up olympic curling......yeah....I really am.........Yes ...... Rolleyes

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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02-01-2017, 09:53 AM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
I plan to find a way to serve my local LGBTQ youth/young adult community.
Find a way to help teens graduating out of foster care.
Make my pancake ass a round, muscular ass.
I had to have one all about me. : )
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02-01-2017, 10:15 AM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
MMM, pancakes. With Maple syrup. You can tell my resolution was about dieting Tongue
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04-01-2017, 07:28 AM
RE: Your 2017 New Year's Resolutions you'll never pull off
I want to become a billlionaire. Write a novel. Exercise. Learn to code. Work on and maybe create A. G. I. Cure fatal diseases and solve aging in humans. Create a peaceful world government that abides by Popperian ethics. Become financially independent. Get my own place. Find my heart. Find my own self. Meditate. Run. Do sports. Smoke pot. Smile. Laugh. Cry. Feel by the truckload. Think rationally and clearly. Travel the world.

Heh.
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