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05-11-2013, 02:50 PM
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
(05-11-2013 02:24 PM)kim Wrote:  Wow - I love this reproduction - so colorful - must be the newly cleaned up version. Thumbsup
[Image: sistine-chapel-creation-of-adam.jpg]
Of course, we all know how inaccurate this is, right?

Riddle me this, Michelangelo. Wink

[Image: sistine-chapel-creation-of-adam.jpg]
I always thought the man looked like he was missing his man parts.
The way it's painted, kinds reminds me of some floppy lady bits

I never noticed the other hand below the man with the bag full of dicks.
It all makes sense now.
Touching the hand of god will cause the cock fairy from below the earth to take your cock.

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05-11-2013, 03:14 PM
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
(05-11-2013 02:37 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(05-11-2013 02:35 PM)kim Wrote:  Obviously, FSM is a more evolved god. Wink

But doesn't God's eye have Omnivision™? Consider

That pales in comparison to the awesome power that is...

PASTAVISION 4D!

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05-11-2013, 03:20 PM (This post was last modified: 05-11-2013 03:35 PM by kim.)
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
(05-11-2013 02:50 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  I never noticed the other hand below the man with the bag full of dicks.
It all makes sense now.
Touching the hand of god will cause the cock fairy from below the earth to take your cock.

Laugh out load

That other hand below with the "bag full of dicks" is from another part of the ceiling.
[Image: sistine-chapel-ceiling-creation-of-adam-1510.jpg]
The "bag full of dicks" is a good description but, I think it's supposed to be acorns - a harvest of abundance, if you will.

No, there really is a "problem" with this image. Hey, maybe Truthy can solve the riddle! Smile

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05-11-2013, 03:21 PM
The Trial of "The Truth"
O you person of little intellect, stop your vain, babbling, prayers.

Shed all this arrogance.

(04-11-2013 07:02 PM)The Truth Wrote:  Shed all this arrogance

Your entire prayers is written from the perspective of God, as though you and he were one. Arrogance? You tell me.

(04-11-2013 07:02 PM)The Truth Wrote:  For in you are all things written, in your very being,
Delicately etched there by The Right Hand of God...

Which I am.

(04-11-2013 07:02 PM)The Truth Wrote:  For I am The Author and The Finisher,
The Beginning and The Ending,
Alpha and Omega.

Your God seems to be part of your ego.

You are good at ripping off scripture language and cadence, but are you any good at having your own thoughts? I doubt it. You have proven yourself nothing more than a "wannabe god scholar" with a flair for back alley style box preaching.

(04-11-2013 07:02 PM)The Truth Wrote:  Step back from your knowledge.

Knowledge isn't a choice. Once you know something to be true, based on real evidence, only conflicting evidence can possibly sway you. Honest people don't choose what to believe, they look at the evidence, and then draw a conclusion.

(04-11-2013 07:02 PM)The Truth Wrote:  So then, you stiff-necked and wicked generation, seek on by unbelief and you shall discover the truth, which is God.

It seems to me that practically every generation ever to live is considered a "stiff-necked and wicked generation" regardless of time period. No one is faithful enough. why? If your beliefs are so good for humanity, why is humanity so quick to go their own way, and live against your religion?

(04-11-2013 07:02 PM)The Truth Wrote:  Dissect life’s structures, there I am, its Writer and Fashioner... Look deeper and farther than before, and there you will find Me; calculate and count all things, which are before your eyes, and there you will find Me; search the Cosmos, study it, and you will begin to know Me... No matter where you point your lenses, there I am within the scope of your understanding.

Humanity is always examining everything. We call it, Science. The more we do so, the more pathetic your god claims are. We can find no evidence of god, but only the evidence of natural processes. I'll dumb it down for your scripture raped brain.

The more we look at the universe, the more evidence we compile against religion. People like you have gone well beyond looking the fool.

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness.

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07-11-2013, 08:31 PM
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
Where the fuck is girly with a bag of dicks comment? Seriously? Nothing?

Oh, and fucking homemade apple pie over anything you can bring any day.

Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're an incredible slouch.

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07-11-2013, 08:58 PM
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
(04-11-2013 07:02 PM)The Truth Wrote:  O you men of intellect, stop your vain babblings, shed all this arrogance... Your science has become a false religion! Step back from your knowledge, and be then naked of all these false beliefs, and look with eyes wide and ears open, listening to the voice of The Most High God. Stand silent and naked before your God; watch and listen. For He speaks to you; yea, He shouts to you from on high!...



Behold, you are consumed in His glory!
His glory assaults you on every side!...

Even within, look, He is there!

For in you are all things written, in your very being,
Delicately etched there by The Right Hand of God...

Which I am.



There is no escape from His glory! For apart from His glory is only darkness and death; and without Him all life ceases, for He causes all things to be. The vastness of His being is not hidden; it shines forth, from the infinitely small to the infinitely large... Behold, God has no end! He IS The Creator! And I am your Carpenter, The image of The Invisible God, The Firstborn over all creation!
By Me were all things created, both visible and invisible, in Heaven and on Earth; whether thrones or dominions or principalities or powers, all things that are and were created were created through Me and for Me. For I am before all things, and in Me all things consist. Therefore, take your mind and fill it with wonder and awe; take your instruments and seek out the answer, probe the earth and the heavens, and there you will find Me... For God is The Origin of Life! He alone is God, Creator of all things, known and unknown! And I am The Answer you seek, The very Meaning of Life!... The Only Begotten of The Father, God in the flesh, Immanu El.
For all things are made, live, and come to their fulfillment, in Me... Yes, I am The Meaning of Life! I am Jesus and Christ, Lord and Savior, Yeshua The Messiah! YahuShua HaMashiach is My name, and you are in life because of Me! For I am He through whom you were made.



You seek, and so you find that all discoveries lead to God...

Though you need not seek, nor discover,
For the knowledge of God is within you...

His very Spirit which has given you breath...


Seek on therefore, for understanding is coming and is very near!



Yet only the shedding of your sin, and the death of your pride, shall lead you into the truth you seek, for I am that Truth, being the same One who made all things as The Father desired. Therefore come to Me, and you shall have true knowledge; receive of My gifts, and you shall understand. For My glory is coming, and shall shine from the east even unto the west, a glory far greater than that which you behold in the heavens!... The glory of The Great God and Creator!... The God of Abraham! The God of Isaac! The God of Jacob! The God of your fathers! Even unto Adam, the father of all.
So then, you stiff-necked and wicked generation, seek on by unbelief and you shall discover the truth, which is God. Dissect life’s structures, there I am, its Writer and Fashioner... Look deeper and farther than before, and there you will find Me; calculate and count all things, which are before your eyes, and there you will find Me; search the Cosmos, study it, and you will begin to know Me... No matter where you point your lenses, there I am within the scope of your understanding.
Did you think I am hidden, The Invisible God of your ancestors? Though you do not behold My face, I am shining all around you. And lo the day is coming, and has already come, and hence shall come in less than two weeks time, when every eye shall see!... Lo, they shall behold My face! For I shall be before all, and all shall be before Me!



For I am the glorified Holy One of Israel,
Coming to fulfill all that is written of Me!
For I come on a white horse, and the saints do follow Me!...

Behold! The earth shall tremble, and the heavens shall be rolled back at My coming!...

This world shall pass away, and be recreated anew in My glory,
The glory of life without end!...

For I am The Author and The Finisher,
The Beginning and The Ending,
Alpha and Omega.


Amen.

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How can anyone become an atheist when we are all born with no beliefs in the first place? We are atheists because we were born this way.
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08-11-2013, 12:19 AM
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
If you attempt reading the OP and find it excruciating and you feel the need to stop, simply imagine it being read in a Donald Duck voice. Fun for the whole family.

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08-11-2013, 11:59 AM
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
Atheists, I don't like your worldview because it conflicts with mine. Here are bible verses and a lot of bullshit and woo that you won't find even slightly compelling. CHECKMATE.

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09-11-2013, 08:34 AM
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
Well, looks as if Truthy has abandon his thread.
Oh well... he just couldn't get what Michelangelo quite tellingly put into his ceiling work. This image provides the world with the very accurate, natural understanding that man created god and not the other way around. Yes, Michelangelo spilled the beans ...
Can anyone find the "oops" in this work?
[Image: sistine-chapel-ceiling-creation-of-adam-1510.jpg]
Come on... Angel don't make me come down there.

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09-11-2013, 08:53 AM (This post was last modified: 09-11-2013 09:10 AM by Vosur.)
RE: Your Science has become a false religion
(09-11-2013 08:34 AM)kim Wrote:  Well, looks as if Truthy has abandon his thread.
Oh well... he just couldn't get what Michelangelo quite tellingly put into his ceiling work. This image provides the world with the very accurate, natural understanding that man created god and not the other way around. Yes, Michelangelo spilled the beans ...
Can anyone find the "oops" in this work?
[Image: sistine-chapel-ceiling-creation-of-adam-1510.jpg]
Come on... Angel don't make me come down there.
It looks like a brain. Consider

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