Your Zodiac Sign!!
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23-11-2011, 12:19 PM
Your Zodiac Sign!!
My zodiac describes me perfectly! I am a Cancer!

Cancer Key Words:
Strengths:
Compassion, emotional sensitivity, fierce protection of loved ones, tenacity.
Weaknesses:
Manipulative, indirect conflict, clinging to the past, insecure, packrat.
Charismatic marks:
Medium build, round face, prominent breasts, a tendency to take charge.
Likes:
Relaxing near or in water, art, home-based hobbies, a good meal with friends, helping loved ones.
Dislikes:
Strangers, revealing of personal life, any criticism of Mom.
Best environment:
Cancer will always be most comfortable at home, close to family, familiar things, and dear friends.

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23-11-2011, 12:34 PM
RE: Your Zodiac Sign!!
The description sounds very general, it fits with pretty much everyone.
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23-11-2011, 12:44 PM
RE: Your Zodiac Sign!!
Sagitarius (me) :

"Optimistic and enthusiastic. Has a tendency to rely on luck since they lack talent. People laugh at them a great deal. The majority of sagitarians are drunks and pot-heads."

Sorry, but the only way to make sense of zodiac shenanigans is to make fun of it.

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23-11-2011, 12:45 PM
RE: Your Zodiac Sign!!
Doesn't this belong in the pseudoscience thread?

Hey, according to my horoscope, I'm going to meet someone this week and encounter something at work... Now that's a change! Dodgy

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23-11-2011, 12:53 PM (This post was last modified: 23-11-2011 12:55 PM by tazmin98.)
RE: Your Zodiac Sign!!
(23-11-2011 12:45 PM)Thammuz Wrote:  Doesn't this belong in the pseudoscience thread?

Hey, according to my horoscope, I'm going to meet someone this week and encounter something at work... Now that's a change! Dodgy

I din't know which thread, so I chose General Discussion
(23-11-2011 12:44 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Sagitarius (me) :

"Optimistic and enthusiastic. Has a tendency to rely on luck since they lack talent. People laugh at them a great deal. The majority of sagitarians are drunks and pot-heads."

Sorry, but the only way to make sense of zodiac shenanigans is to make fun of it.

Sagittarius Personality:
Inquisitive and energetic, the Sagittarius is the traveler of the Zodiac. Their philosophical, broad-minded approach to life motivates them to wander far and wide in the search for the meaning of life. Extroverted, optimistic, and enthusiastic, it can be almost impossible to keep the Sagittarius down. They love change. In fact, change is essential for this sign to feel their best.

Does this sound like you?

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23-11-2011, 01:03 PM
RE: Your Zodiac Sign!!
Tazmin I'm kind of surprised an atheist would buy into this kind of thing, as it fits in with the whole magic, prayer, psychics, taroit cards faith healers, ouija board, holistic medicine category of bullshit.
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23-11-2011, 01:04 PM
RE: Your Zodiac Sign!!
Problem with Zodiac is that when you read your signs characteristics, you WANT it to describe you because they make it sound so appealing. So we subconsciously pick out the traits that do apply, and think, "wow, that's totally me!"

I am an optimist (mostly), constantly need change, and I am energetic. So I pick those things out, but my brain wants to omit the fact that I am anything but extroverted, I don't like to travel (major homesteader), and I tend to be somewhat un-enthusiastic at the best of times.

The really effective zodiac descriptions toss in a few negative traits to make them seem more genuine, but those too can be assesed like the positives.

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23-11-2011, 01:12 PM
RE: Your Zodiac Sign!!
(23-11-2011 12:53 PM)tazmin98 Wrote:  I din't know which thread, so I chose General Discussion
Fixed...


I once had a subscription to a satirical magazine where they featured an alternative zodiac.

Murderer, Cyclist, Coward, Blonde, ... Big Grin

I was Murderer... quite hilarious...
It was as correct as the regular Zodiac Smile

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Agnostic atheist
Secular humanist
Emotional rationalist
Disclaimer: Don’t mix the personal opinion above with the absolute and objective truth. Remember to think for yourself. Thank you.
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23-11-2011, 01:21 PM
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This atheist is a Taurus. I don't buy into any witchcraft because I know what it is - primitive psychology. Note that twelve is 4 sets of trines - it is geometry - it is a set of descriptors and nothing more.

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23-11-2011, 02:48 PM
RE: Your Zodiac Sign!!
OK, I seem to be an example of a dichotomy....

I am a Sagittarius....

(23-11-2011 12:53 PM)tazmin98 Wrote:  .... and Stark....

Optimistic and enthusiastic.

I am a pessimist and enthusiastic at times.

Quote:Has a tendency to rely on luck

Never ever ever!!

Quote:since they lack talent.

Well, we won't get into that....

Quote:People laugh at them a great deal. The majority of sagitarians are drunks and pot-heads."

Nope... I like pot because it's therapeutic and I hate to get drunk.

Quote:Sagittarius Personality:
Inquisitive, energetic

Absolutely

Quote:Their philosophical, broad-minded approach to life motivates them to wander far and wide in the search for the meaning of life.

Probably the only real hit here, yes

Quote:Extroverted, optimistic

No and No.....

Quote:it can be almost impossible to keep the Sagittarius down.

No

Quote:They love change.

Yes

Quote:In fact, change is essential for this sign to feel their best.

Who doesn't?

Quote:Does this sound like you?

Not much

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