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05-02-2015, 05:11 PM
RE: Your bullshit quote of the week.
(05-02-2015 04:35 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Dictionary

1 repent
verb re·pent \ri-ˈpent\
: to feel or show that you are sorry for something bad or wrong that you did and that you want to do what is right

intransitive verb
1
: to turn from sin and dedicate oneself to the amendment of one's life
2
a : to feel regret or contrition
b : to change one's mind
transitive verb
1
: to cause to feel regret or contrition
2
: to feel sorrow, regret, or contrition for

I guess I technically stand corrected since 2b supports Q's definition. Nonetheless, I have never before heard a Christian use the term that way. The ones you bolded are the ones that Christians typically mean.

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05-02-2015, 05:18 PM
bullshit quote of the week.
These aren't MINE, nevertheless I have no problem responding to them....

"...Noah didn't have to search or travel to far away places to bring all the animals on board. The world map was completely different before the flood...there may have only been one continent...the animals simply arrived at the Ark as if called by a 'homing instinct'...and marched up the ramp, all by themselves."

The first world map wasn't even constructed when the flood was alleged to have taken place you ninny. Were the animals divinely constipated as well, so Noah didn't have to shovel crap all day and night for nearly a year?

"If God doesn't exist, how is it possible that 1 meter is exactly 100 centimeters and that water boils at exactly 100 degrees Celsius?"

Speechless....you my friend are first in line for the Darwin Award of the year...for every year, until the universe ceases to exist.
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05-02-2015, 05:22 PM
RE: Your bullshit quote of the week.
(05-02-2015 05:18 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  "If God doesn't exist, how is it possible that 1 meter is exactly 100 centimeters and that water boils at exactly 100 degrees Celsius?"

Who the actual fuck said that? Shocking Facepalm Weeping

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05-02-2015, 06:24 PM
RE: Your bullshit quote of the week.
Quote:I feel Jesus's love flow through me. I am a Christian, but I am not religious...

... a friend whom I often enjoy the cat'n'mouse debate over who is correct.... Wink [/quote]

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05-02-2015, 06:47 PM
RE: Your bullshit quote of the week.
"Peace be upon him".

If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities.--Voltaire.

"To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason is like administering medicine to the dead." --Thomas Paine.
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05-02-2015, 07:15 PM
RE: Your bullshit quote of the week.
(05-02-2015 06:47 PM)666wannabe Wrote:  "Peace be upon him".

Read your sig:
"Why would God give us a brain and then tell us not to use it?--Anonymous

Read Tonechaser’s quote:
"If God doesn't exist, how is it possible that 1 meter is exactly 100 centimeters and that water boils at exactly 100 degrees Celsius?"

Apparently many people are following His instructions.

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06-02-2015, 11:01 AM
RE: Your bullshit quote of the week.
(05-02-2015 05:18 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  "If God doesn't exist, how is it possible that 1 meter is exactly 100 centimeters and that water boils at exactly 100 degrees Celsius?"

I'm surprised that someone this uneducated has even heard of centimeters and Celsius. Facepalm

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06-02-2015, 11:24 AM
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If God were real the distance to the Sun would have been 100 million miles and not 93 million. Checkmate theists!

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06-02-2015, 11:38 AM
RE: Your bullshit quote of the week.
(05-02-2015 05:18 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  These aren't MINE, nevertheless I have no problem responding to them....


"If God doesn't exist, how is it possible that 1 meter is exactly 100 centimeters and that water boils at exactly 100 degrees Celsius?"
Please, for the love of what little sanity there is on this planet, tell me that's not a real quote from someone....

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06-02-2015, 12:17 PM
RE: Your bullshit quote of the week.
(05-02-2015 05:22 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(05-02-2015 05:18 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  "If God doesn't exist, how is it possible that 1 meter is exactly 100 centimeters and that water boils at exactly 100 degrees Celsius?"

Who the actual fuck said that? Shocking Facepalm Weeping

Gawd must be a numbers guy - no wonder I didn't ever 'get' the whole gawd thing. Undecided

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