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13-07-2015, 12:22 PM
Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
Without fail, a few airheads on Miss USA and Miss America make hilarious fools of themselves in answering their question from the judges. (I have a friend who leaves us rolling laughing mimicking them.) ... and no, I didn't watch it, I only saw the re-run of the flubbed questions.

So, what would your beauty contest question be, and how would you answer it ?
Flub away.

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13-07-2015, 12:35 PM
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I don't know, but I bet it would have something to do with US-Americans.
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13-07-2015, 12:38 PM
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Do you feel beauty pageants are degrading to women?

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13-07-2015, 12:54 PM
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Host: "Hello Miss California. Your state is suffering from a historical drought like no other. What do you feel should be done to help sustain your state if this drought continues?"

Miss California: "Oh. Ummmmmmm. I think we are all going to need to cut back of water. Each of us is responsible for water. I think if each of us in California takes one less sip of water it will help. I would like to say that my shower water is smaller than it used to be so I'm saving water everyday and all the time. I also don't use as much water because I don't go to the beach as much. Smartass

I also don't eat as much food so I don't have to use the Blush bathroomBlush as much so I don't flush the Blush commode Blush the way I used to.

So I think we should all get together on this and not do all those things so we don't need water so much. " Kiss.......Big Grin.........Girl_nails

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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13-07-2015, 12:55 PM
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I'd just repeat Julie Brown's acceptance speech in "I'm a Blonde."

Quote:I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August is, like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, and my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children.

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13-07-2015, 01:32 PM
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(13-07-2015 12:22 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So, what would your beauty contest question be, and how would you answer it ?
Flub away.

Q: How would you fix the economy?

A: The first step would to get us on the gold standard and off of the paper standard. Gold is worth far more than paper and is harder to counterfeit. It is also harder to inflate.
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13-07-2015, 02:05 PM
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13-07-2015, 02:30 PM
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Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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13-07-2015, 02:40 PM
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(13-07-2015 02:30 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  


Donald Trump wouldn't answer any better and his hair is just as fake.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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13-07-2015, 03:45 PM
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(13-07-2015 02:30 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  


If I lived in Utah, I still might consider her for wife number 3.

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