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13-07-2015, 04:13 PM
RE: Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
I dunno about Miss USA or Miss America - --- but years back I did security and photography for Miss Hawaiian Tropics - and got to know some of the girls involved.......


Didn't meet any MENSA members sadly......


Still -- it wasn't torture hanging out with 'em....

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13-07-2015, 06:49 PM
RE: Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
(13-07-2015 01:32 PM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(13-07-2015 12:22 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So, what would your beauty contest question be, and how would you answer it ?
Flub away.

Q: How would you fix the economy?

A: The first step would to get us on the gold standard and off of the paper standard. Gold is worth far more than paper and is harder to counterfeit. It is also harder to inflate.

lolwut?
Actually on second thought that would be a retarded thing a Miss Whatever says.

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13-07-2015, 08:39 PM
RE: Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
(13-07-2015 02:05 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  "Find the length of the string. Show all your work"

Oh there's my G-string. Gimme that. Silly boy. You thought THAT was a more interesting thing to do with it?
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13-07-2015, 08:52 PM
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(13-07-2015 02:30 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  ... Miss Utah YouTube video fail ...

I'd've been more impressed had she answered:

"That's a strange question to ask at THIS venue. So long as we women keep volunteering to compete in T'n'A contests like these I don't think that wage differential could possibly budge. It says just as much about myself and my competitors as it says about a supposedly sexist society, perhaps even more. You're condemning the crocodile for having the teeth it has. Try another question - but give me a sec here to adjust my cleavage first ..."
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14-07-2015, 04:59 AM
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(13-07-2015 12:54 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  ...
I also don't use as much water because I don't go to the beach as much. Laughat
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Can't beat that. Bowing

(13-07-2015 02:05 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  [Image: TIMSS-problem-GW.png]

Taking one 'lap' of the string and 'unfolding' the cylinder to a 2-D plain, one can use Plato's 3,4,5 thingy to get:
20 ... erm ... inches?

(there's also a penis joke or a parking joke in there somewhere)

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14-07-2015, 01:17 PM
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(13-07-2015 06:49 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  lolwut?
Actually on second thought that would be a retarded thing a Miss Whatever says.

Yes, that was the point of the thread:

(13-07-2015 12:22 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So, what would your beauty contest question be, and how would you answer it ?
Flub away.
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14-07-2015, 05:18 PM
RE: Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
"So Miss Indiana, how would you address the areas tainted with unrest in Africa?"

"Well Mario, I would, like, try to get the Africans more toilet paper because, like, if you can't properly wipe, that can make people like, angry because of dirty taints."

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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14-07-2015, 06:51 PM
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"What would you do to address the situation in Darfur?"

"Dm7b9".
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14-07-2015, 07:04 PM
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What is your view on ISIS?

"Well, like, as my, umm, ex-boyfriend once said "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

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14-07-2015, 07:19 PM
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Q: How would you tackle climate change and the challenges the world faces with dealing with this crisis.

A: Well like totally like I don't like even think like climate change is like real. Ya know. Like, totally.
*smile and pop hip and wink at the camera*

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