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14-07-2015, 07:49 PM
RE: Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
Q: If you could be any kind of tree how would you cause world peace?

A: I would like totally be a Elm tree cause they are like so pretty and I would be made into pamphlets to tell people like um how like important world peace is.

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14-07-2015, 08:32 PM
RE: Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
(14-07-2015 07:49 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Q: If you could be any kind of tree how would you cause world peace?

A: I would like totally be a Elm tree cause they are like so pretty and I would be made into pamphlets to tell people like um how like important world peace is.

Lol pamphlets. Pamphlets are the answer to EVERYTHING! Want world peace, pamphlets, want the middle east to stop fight, pamphlets, wanting people to accept jesus, pamphlets. Fuck the power of intention, power of pamphlets bitches.

Without garbage pamphlets being put into my mailbox constantly I would have to buy actual toilet paper which in turn causes trees to be cut down which in turn causes global warming which in turn causes war and hunger.

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14-07-2015, 11:22 PM
RE: Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
(14-07-2015 08:32 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(14-07-2015 07:49 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Q: If you could be any kind of tree how would you cause world peace?

A: I would like totally be a Elm tree cause they are like so pretty and I would be made into pamphlets to tell people like um how like important world peace is.

Lol pamphlets. Pamphlets are the answer to EVERYTHING! Want world peace, pamphlets, want the middle east to stop fight, pamphlets, wanting people to accept jesus, pamphlets. Fuck the power of intention, power of pamphlets bitches.

Without garbage pamphlets being put into my mailbox constantly I would have to buy actual toilet paper which in turn causes trees to be cut down which in turn causes global warming which in turn causes war and hunger.

You are using pamphlets as TP? Well Miss Indiana is concerned about your irritated taint.

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15-07-2015, 07:36 AM
RE: Your chance to answer your beauty contest question
(14-07-2015 11:22 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(14-07-2015 08:32 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Lol pamphlets. Pamphlets are the answer to EVERYTHING! Want world peace, pamphlets, want the middle east to stop fight, pamphlets, wanting people to accept jesus, pamphlets. Fuck the power of intention, power of pamphlets bitches.

Without garbage pamphlets being put into my mailbox constantly I would have to buy actual toilet paper which in turn causes trees to be cut down which in turn causes global warming which in turn causes war and hunger.

You are using pamphlets as TP? Well Miss Indiana is concerned about your irritated taint.

Yea it's like a lava cake sort of thing, shit on the inside, shit on the outside and I just add the chocolate icing.

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