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15-06-2015, 12:13 PM
RE: Your daily dose of stupid
Little does this dusty cunt know, we just had our Comanches dance a rain dance to appease their gods, and that got the water flowing. She's gonna have to convert to paganism in order to get drought relief.
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16-06-2015, 01:26 AM
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(15-06-2015 09:17 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, if baby killing is causing the drought in California she outta look at her own god as the biggest baby killer of all. About one if four pregnancies end in miscarriage and scientists think there are many more pregnancies that end without the woman even realizing she's pregnant. The fully fertilized egg passes through the uterus without attaching to the lining, so if her god is responsible for babies being born he's also responsible for many millions of babies dying each year.

No, god is responsible only for babies who are born and born healthy.

Abortion, miscariages and sick children are satan doing Consider

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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16-06-2015, 06:42 AM
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(13-06-2015 11:24 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  There's got to be an antidote to idiots like this. Facepalm

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/republican-su...ic-drought

The great thing about magical thinking is all you have to do is look at the order that things happen in order to assert causality. So, if A happens before B, obviously A caused B.

I'd ask why it took Almighty God 50 years to punish part of the country for this, but then again, we're still waiting on him to dry up the Nile for that time Egypt pissed him off 2,700 years ago. Mysterious ways, and all.
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16-06-2015, 07:53 AM
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(16-06-2015 06:42 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(13-06-2015 11:24 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  There's got to be an antidote to idiots like this. Facepalm

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/republican-su...ic-drought

The great thing about magical thinking is all you have to do is look at the order that things happen in order to assert causality. So, if A happens before B, obviously A caused B.

I'd ask why it took Almighty God 50 years to punish part of the country for this, but then again, we're still waiting on him to dry up the Nile for that time Egypt pissed him off 2,700 years ago. Mysterious ways, and all.

So 9/11 was God's punishment for electing a conservative evangelical?
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16-06-2015, 09:05 AM
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Christians ARE "god's punishment" on the normal people...

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The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
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16-06-2015, 09:41 AM
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(15-06-2015 10:36 AM)Iñigo Wrote:  
(15-06-2015 09:17 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, if baby killing is causing the drought in California she outta look at her own god as the biggest baby killer of all. About one if four pregnancies end in miscarriage and scientists think there are many more pregnancies that end without the woman even realizing she's pregnant. The fully fertilized egg passes through the uterus without attaching to the lining, so if her god is responsible for babies being born he's also responsible for many millions of babies dying each year.

Don't you realize only god is allowed to kill babies? When he does it, it is for the good. Just imagine what a wonderful surprise when you go to heaven and find all these extra children you didn't even know you had.

I've had discussions with theists about miscarriages in which the woman is aware she's pregnant and then loses the baby and they've actually blamed the woman. She was sinful, according to them, and it resulted in a dead baby. Can you imagine this? But a woman's sin doesn't account for miscarriages in which the woman isn't even aware she's pregnant nor that she miscarried. More stupidity from theists.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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