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31-08-2015, 10:18 AM
RE: Your day explained in a GIF
(31-08-2015 08:17 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 05:34 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  That was from when Ray was telling us how we can tell a banana is perfectly designed. He is noting how it is multi-purpose; proof of a creator.

If anyone denies this reasoning, ask them "Oh yeah? Then why did God put a guy's prostate up his ass?".

To encourage women with tiny fingers to enter the medical profession?




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31-08-2015, 04:39 PM
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(31-08-2015 10:12 AM)Octapulse Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 09:57 AM)Nurse Wrote:  [Image: kmcDIwF.gif]

97.5% of days this year have been sexless. Yes, I did the math. My girlie parts are going to shrivel up and die. All is wrong in the world. Weeping

Count your blessings, you could be married and add another 2.5% to that figure . . .

roflmao!!! Laugh out load

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31-08-2015, 09:24 PM
RE: Your day explained in a GIF
I went 9 years solid with no sex, Nurse, and my stuff didn't shrivel. So fear not!

(Then again, I *did* get testicular cancer and have to have one removed... so there's that.)

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01-09-2015, 07:51 PM
RE: Your day explained in a GIF
(31-08-2015 08:17 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(31-08-2015 05:34 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  That was from when Ray was telling us how we can tell a banana is perfectly designed. He is noting how it is multi-purpose; proof of a creator.

If anyone denies this reasoning, ask them "Oh yeah? Then why did God put a guy's prostate up his ass?".

To encourage women with tiny fingers to enter the medical profession?

About 20 years ago I got a prostate check from a petite blonde doctor. She asked if I'd rather a man did it, I said, "No, you're fine. I really don't like big fingers, anyway."
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01-09-2015, 08:11 PM
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02-09-2015, 05:22 PM
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What I'm looking for to wear tonight:[Image: tumblr_inline_mq9d4cexQ11qz4rgp.gif]


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This is why you don't invite a girl out multiple times and leave things messy. It's an in between dressy and casual restaurant. Most of my stuff is dressy or casual day time kinda stuff. I can't figure out what the fuck to wear and am quite likely going to be late. I've already worn my best outfits or they need to be laundered.

Arghhh!!!!

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02-09-2015, 08:39 PM
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(02-09-2015 05:22 PM)Nurse Wrote:  What I'm looking for to wear tonight:[Image: tumblr_inline_mq9d4cexQ11qz4rgp.gif]


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This is why you don't invite a girl out multiple times and leave things messy. It's an in between dressy and casual restaurant. Most of my stuff is dressy or casual day time kinda stuff. I can't figure out what the fuck to wear and am quite likely going to be late. I've already worn my best outfits or they need to be laundered.

Arghhh!!!!

Aw, just wear the tank top, denim jacket and jeans, and the FMBs. Easy. Thumbsup
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02-09-2015, 09:13 PM
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02-09-2015, 11:26 PM
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(02-09-2015 08:39 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(02-09-2015 05:22 PM)Nurse Wrote:  What I'm looking for to wear tonight:[Image: tumblr_inline_mq9d4cexQ11qz4rgp.gif]


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This is why you don't invite a girl out multiple times and leave things messy. It's an in between dressy and casual restaurant. Most of my stuff is dressy or casual day time kinda stuff. I can't figure out what the fuck to wear and am quite likely going to be late. I've already worn my best outfits or they need to be laundered.

Arghhh!!!!

Aw, just wear the tank top, denim jacket and jeans, and the FMBs. Easy. Thumbsup

I went with a classic, sophisticated dress. I had a feeling he'd be keeping me at arm's length, and I was right. Still looked fabulous, I could tell he appreciated it, and when he's ready he will be so far in the friend zone at that point he's not coming back from it. Drinking Beverage

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02-09-2015, 11:54 PM
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Well played, madam. Smile

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