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08-07-2014, 02:10 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 01:09 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Remove the ability to commit evil.

You might want to supply a definition of evil to go along with your command.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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08-07-2014, 02:21 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 02:10 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 01:09 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Remove the ability to commit evil.

You might want to supply a definition of evil to go along with your command.

Okay, let me take a stab at it. Evil: A deliberate action that lowers over-all well-being more than increases over-all well-being.

Was that confusing? It sounded a lot better in my head.

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08-07-2014, 02:24 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 02:21 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 02:10 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  You might want to supply a definition of evil to go along with your command.

Okay, let me take a stab at it. Evil: A deliberate action that lowers over-all well-being more than increases over-all well-being.

Was that confusing? It sounded a lot better in my head.

Well that would do for the extreme outlier acts you were probably thinking of but as you get closer to the middle it would cause all sorts of issues. Don't want to derail this thread with a philosophical debate on the matter however.

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08-07-2014, 02:44 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 01:06 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(07-07-2014 05:01 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Thats why I suggested trees that grow money and bacon

...couldn't they...grow....pussy, too...?


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EDIT: -- Oh, wait -- and BEER, and GANJA, and, and, and......

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Omg Yes! The beer would be like tree sap.

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08-07-2014, 02:52 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(03-07-2014 11:02 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I would use the power to make trees that heal all ailments, teach all we need to know, and other things that would be neato activate in the super tasty fruit that tree produces. These trees would grow all over the world in the most convenient of places for everyone.

Let me update this.

There are vines that grow on the tree that are covered in thorns. However, pricking yourself with the thorns do not hurt, instantly heal, and even inject something in you that will calm you instantly and allow you to have lucid dreams with philosophical storylines to let you learn more about reality.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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08-07-2014, 03:04 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 02:44 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 01:06 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  ...couldn't they...grow....pussy, too...?


Tongue


<grins, ducks, runs>





EDIT: -- Oh, wait -- and BEER, and GANJA, and, and, and......

Tongue

Omg Yes! The beer would be like tree sap.


Hmmm....we should probably phrase that maybe a little more biblically.....

..."And the beer shall flow like the Sweet Sap of the Spring trees...."....?




STRIPPER FACTORIES AND BEER VOLCANOES!



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08-07-2014, 03:09 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 02:52 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(03-07-2014 11:02 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  I would use the power to make trees that heal all ailments, teach all we need to know, and other things that would be neato activate in the super tasty fruit that tree produces. These trees would grow all over the world in the most convenient of places for everyone.

Let me update this.

There are vines that grow on the tree that are covered in thorns. However, pricking yourself with the thorns do not hurt, instantly heal, and even inject something in you that will calm you instantly and allow you to have lucid dreams with philosophical storylines to let you learn more about reality.

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08-07-2014, 03:11 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 03:09 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 02:52 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Let me update this.

There are vines that grow on the tree that are covered in thorns. However, pricking yourself with the thorns do not hurt, instantly heal, and even inject something in you that will calm you instantly and allow you to have lucid dreams with philosophical storylines to let you learn more about reality.

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I'm trying to make a tree that is fucking awesome and beneficial to humanity if I had an omnipotence day Angel

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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08-07-2014, 04:17 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 03:04 AM)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 02:44 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Omg Yes! The beer would be like tree sap.


Hmmm....we should probably phrase that maybe a little more biblically.....

..."And the beer shall flow like the Sweet Sap of the Spring trees...."....?




STRIPPER FACTORIES AND BEER VOLCANOES!



Heh...

Amazing, you read my mind.

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09-07-2014, 02:40 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(08-07-2014 02:10 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(08-07-2014 01:09 AM)Atothetheist Wrote:  Remove the ability to commit evil.

You might want to supply a definition of evil to go along with your command.

YEAH! Because I don't want your Omnipotent act removing me from existence or anything like that.


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