Your single omnipotent act?
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04-07-2014, 02:35 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
I'd bring in a karmic law so that whatever you did to another sentient creature would similarly happen to you.
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04-07-2014, 03:34 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
I would make money and bacon grow on trees. That would end world hunger and poverty.

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04-07-2014, 03:54 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
Now as long as I do not benefit from it, is that OK?
Well this is going to be hard!
In banning world hunger that is good for me!
In solving AIDS that is good for me!
In world peace that is also good for me!
In the world working out that there is no god or gods of any description is also good for me!
You are starting to see my problem?

However, if I could it would be to talk to the population of the world at the same time in there language! And tell them to stop being silly and be nice to people! Or I will read some poetry to them if they don't.

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04-07-2014, 04:34 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(04-07-2014 03:34 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  I would make money and bacon grow on trees. That would end world hunger and poverty.

Until some religion or state claims ownership of those trees

Dodgy

Bonobos wouldn't do that, btw.

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04-07-2014, 04:38 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
I think I would bring Hitler back from the dead. Angel

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04-07-2014, 04:45 AM
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(04-07-2014 04:38 AM)Vosur Wrote:  I think I would bring Hitler back from the dead. Angel

You know that we can de-rep you, right?

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04-07-2014, 04:52 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
I'd bring Jesus, Mo and all the other prophets back from the dead then get them to communicate to all believers what actually happens when you die.
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04-07-2014, 04:53 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(04-07-2014 04:45 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(04-07-2014 04:38 AM)Vosur Wrote:  I think I would bring Hitler back from the dead. Angel

You know that we can de-rep you, right?

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I already did. Drinking Beverage

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04-07-2014, 04:55 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
(04-07-2014 04:34 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(04-07-2014 03:34 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  I would make money and bacon grow on trees. That would end world hunger and poverty.

Until some religion or state claims ownership of those trees

Dodgy

Bonobos wouldn't do that, btw.

Probably. They come up with some BS story for everything. I can just see it. Those trees were made by God for Christians. They are sacred to us and no one can touch them but us.

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04-07-2014, 05:47 AM
RE: Your single omnipotent act?
I would change every person's body making their skin green and capable of gaining life sustaining energy from the sun and altering their brains so that they must obey any command I give.

World hunger, world peace solved in 5 minutes

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