Zephony's Paradox generator, a preview

[fstratzero]

He's coding away at this thing but here is a preview of what it does...

The phrases are from a list I made. So if you find them overly offensive, sexual, violent, blasphemous etc. That's all me.

Can God create a osselet that is so brainish that he cannot make it very flat?
Can God create a infix that is so sloshier that he cannot pee on it?
Can God create a coronets that is so demoded that he cannot use it as taco sauce?
Can God create a redcoats that is so synergetic that he cannot rub it on a cat?
Can God create a swies that is so retardant that he cannot take credit for it?
Can God create a Galatia that is so Byelorussian that he cannot ride?
Can God create a moppets that is so avant-garde that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a excesses that is so ruined that he cannot stick it to a duck?
Can God create a dashers that is so avertable that he cannot use it as a hat?
Can God create a womenfolk that is so moreish that he cannot talk to it?
Can God create a mongooses that is so moony that he cannot clean his face with it?
Can God create a lyssa that is so dyeable that he cannot ride?
Can God create a Windhoek that is so introducible that he cannot stand himself?
Can God create a commonplace that is so euphuistic that he cannot take credit for it?
Can God create a feat that is so cream that he cannot rub it on a cat?
Can God create a Tanach that is so bathymetric that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a manginess that is so hirudinean that he cannot stick it to a duck?
Can God create a skimpiness that is so ensiform that he cannot ride?
Can God create a usurer that is so verbenaceous that he cannot smile at it?
Can God create a defervescence that is so plical that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a novelisations that is so baser that he cannot stand himself?
Can God create a storm-cock that is so coriaceous that he cannot smile at it?
Can God create a crackleware that is so impressionistic that he cannot ride?
Can God create a tourism that is so peristylar that he cannot use it as a hat?
Can God create a Xanthe that is so plexiform that he cannot insert it into his mouth?
Can God create a remainder that is so incident that he cannot rub it all over his chest?
Can God create a necrolatry that is so Samaritan that he cannot talk to it?
Can God create a trihedrals that is so augmenting that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a Morgan that is so stockingless that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a buhrstones that is so suspected that he cannot clean his face with it?
Can God create a liquefacients that is so aft that he cannot rub it on a cat?
Can God create a grape that is so posological that he cannot believe it himself?

[Chas]

(04-08-2012 11:54 AM)fstratzero Wrote:  He's coding away at this thing but here is a preview of what it does...

Can God create a gutter that is so irrebuttable that he cannot convert it into sex slave?
Can God create a osselet that is so brainish that he cannot make it very flat?
Can God create a infix that is so sloshier that he cannot pee on it?
Can God create a soapstone that is so mushier that he cannot convert it into sex slave?
Can God create a irremissibleness that is so black that he cannot rape it?
Can God create a coronets that is so demoded that he cannot use it as taco sause?
Can God create a redcoats that is so synergetic that he cannot rub it on a cat?
Can God create a swies that is so retardant that he cannot take credit for it?
Can God create a Ravenna that is so rosiny that he cannot masturbate with it?
Can God create a Galatia that is so Byelorussian that he cannot ride?
Can God create a moppets that is so avant-garde that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a excesses that is so ruined that he cannot stick it to a duck?
Can God create a dashers that is so avertable that he cannot use it as a hat?
Can God create a salesroom that is so perk that he cannot shove it up his ass?
Can God create a womenfolk that is so moreish that he cannot talk to it?
Can God create a mongooses that is so moony that he cannot clean his face with it?
Can God create a lyssa that is so dyeable that he cannot ride?
Can God create a Windhoek that is so introducible that he cannot stand himself?
Can God create a commonplace that is so euphuistic that he cannot take credit for it?
Can God create a feat that is so cream that he cannot rub it on a cat?
Can God create a Tanach that is so bathymetric that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a retriever that is so limbic that he cannot rape it?
Can God create a fresco that is so brumal that he cannot rape it?
Can God create a manginess that is so hirudinean that he cannot stick it to a duck?
Can God create a skimpiness that is so ensiform that he cannot ride?
Can God create a usurer that is so verbenaceous that he cannot smile at it?
Can God create a defervescence that is so plical that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a novelisations that is so baser that he cannot stand himself?
Can God create a storm-cock that is so coriaceous that he cannot smile at it?
Can God create a crackleware that is so impressionistic that he cannot ride?
Can God create a tourism that is so peristylar that he cannot use it as a hat?
Can God create a Xanthe that is so plexiform that he cannot insert it into his mouth?
Can God create a remainder that is so incident that he cannot rub it all over his chest?
Can God create a necrolatry that is so Samaritan that he cannot talk to it?
Can God create a trihedrals that is so augmenting that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a Morgan that is so stockingless that he cannot put it into a condom?
Can God create a criminology that is so lithic that he cannot have sex with it?
Can God create a buhrstones that is so suspected that he cannot clean his face with it?
Can God create a liquefacients that is so aft that he cannot rub it on a cat?
Can God create a grape that is so posological that he cannot believe it himself?

Needs work.

[Zephony]

(04-08-2012 12:01 PM)Chas Wrote:  Needs work.

List of things I know I need to fix:

• Conditional statement if it should be "a" or "an"
• Find a list of singular or non-plural nouns
• Need help creating a longer list of phrases to add to the end.
• Find a list of more commonly used adjectives possibly?
  

I hope to create an exe so that anyone (with Windows) can run it, possibly have you Linux users run the jar version, and you Mac people... you'll get the jar as well.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[Vosur]

Commonly used adjectives:
http://www.learnenglish.de/grammar/adjectivecommon.htm
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_mo..._adjective

[Erxomai]

I guess I'm missing the point of the exercise.


EDIT: In other words, if this is meant to be a refutation of God, you're using Reductio ad absurdum, but I don't want to accuse you of that if you're intending something else.

[fstratzero]

(04-08-2012 12:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I guess I'm missing the point of the exercise.


EDIT: In other words, if this is meant to be a refutation of God, you're using Reductio ad absurdum, but I don't want to accuse you of that if you're intending something else.

Well it's fun for Jay, and an awesome way to make new paradox's that are silly and fun to laugh at.

[Erxomai]

(04-08-2012 12:27 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  

(04-08-2012 12:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  I guess I'm missing the point of the exercise.


EDIT: In other words, if this is meant to be a refutation of God, you're using Reductio ad absurdum, but I don't want to accuse you of that if you're intending something else.

Well it's fun for Jay, and an awesome way to make new paradox's that are silly and fun to laugh at.

Carry on.

[fstratzero]

The phrases are from a list I made. So if you find them overly offensive, sexual, violent, blasphemous etc. That's all me.

[morondog]

Quote:Can God create a remainder that is so incident that he cannot rub it all over his chest?

You guys rock! This is awesome. Ahahahahahahaha!

[cheapthrillseaker]

(04-08-2012 12:37 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  The phrases are from a list I made. So if you find them overly offensive, sexual, violent, blasphemous etc. That's all me.

At least you're exempt from it all.