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01-11-2011, 08:52 AM
 
Zombie Apocalypse Plans?
DO YOU HAVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE PLAN? If not, you should.

One of my plans is to:

I'm going to gather up people that I think could be of use to me. My family, I will temporarily send with someone that I trust to be taken care of, while me & the others try & find somewhere to make shelter for a while. I will want to have a couple weapons, on me, but have more stored away, sent with my family, & the others who are going to be helping me. I would like to have a crossbow. Katana. Baseball bat. & A bunch of bottles of liquor to make molotofs out of. I believe, in my mind, that zombies react off of sound. We would lay low, move quickly, & stay as quiet as possible, for as long as we could; which means we would not use a gun, unless we must. The place I would be looking for, would most likely be something like an underground bomb shelter or something along those lines. I would store up a ton of food & water, but also locate the nearest store; for rare visits that we may need to use. After we make sure that the place is secure, we would contact the family & help guide them to where we are, safely. Whether that means that we have to go & get them or not. I'm not saying that once we find this shelter, that we are just going to stop being cautious. With a world covered in zombies, you must always be alert. No matter what. That is only one of my plans, I always have more than one.
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01-11-2011, 09:01 AM
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(01-11-2011 08:52 AM)calmyourtitsbro Wrote:  Someday, I believe that the dead will rise & eat the flesh off of every person who doesn't have a plan. Personally, I have one. You may not like it, but I don't care. List yours below?

I'm gonna jack a car, drive up to Scotland and meet up with FSM_scot. He has a zombie apocalypse plan and needs a driver. That's where I fit in!

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01-11-2011, 09:06 AM
 
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(01-11-2011 09:01 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  I'm gonna jack a car, drive up to Scotland and meet up with FSM_scot. He has a zombie apocalypse plan and needs a driver. That's where I fit in!

But. But. But. I wanted you to become part of my zombie team. Sad
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01-11-2011, 09:11 AM
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(01-11-2011 09:06 AM)calmyourtitsbro Wrote:  But. But. But. I wanted you to become part of my zombie team. Sad

I suppose it depends where I am when the zombies attack. If I'm in America then you're defo the first person I'll call!

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01-11-2011, 09:13 AM
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Take refuge in a church because most zombie movies tell me to do so :\.

Sht :|.

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01-11-2011, 09:16 AM
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There is only about 145,000. given that not everyone is a weak fool around here I estimate zombie numbers to range in the 4000 area. I also live on an island with one bridge and the surrounding waters have powerful currents and freezing temperatures. My house is naturaly fortified and I have many effective wepons to deal with zombies.

I invite all to come to P.E.I. in the event of a zombie apocalypse as we have sufficient space to habor many refugees. By the time any arrive I will have dominence and control of the island. I also have many capable people under my command as it is so removing any resistance will be simple and quick.

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01-11-2011, 09:21 AM
 
RE: Zombie Apocalypse Plans?
(01-11-2011 09:16 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  There is only about 145,000. given that not everyone is a weak fool around here I estimate zombie numbers to range in the 4000 area. I also live on an island with one bridge and the surrounding waters have powerful currents and freezing temperatures. My house is naturaly fortified and I have many effective wepons to deal with zombies.
I invite all to come to P.E.I. in the event of a zombie apocalypse as we have sufficient space to habor many refugees. By the time any arrive I will have dominence and control of the island. I also have many capable people under my command as it is so removing any resistance will be simple and quick.

... & this is where I ask you to marry me. ^_^
(01-11-2011 09:13 AM)JahFSM Wrote:  Take refuge in a church because most zombie movies tell me to do so :\.

Good thing you're cute. Wink
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01-11-2011, 09:24 AM
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................................................No -_-.

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01-11-2011, 09:25 AM
 
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(01-11-2011 09:24 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  ................................................No -_-.

Damn. :/
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01-11-2011, 09:52 AM
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Just saying weapons will be very scarce. If you cant get one know, your for sure not gonna get one when it happens. I have a machete, sword, and ball bats hidden under my bed. I can get a 9mm like that but ammo will be scarce. I would stick with a light yet affective weapon. You might be able to take on one zombie, but many zombies and your dead. The average human might last a couple days during the infection.
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