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29-03-2013, 04:23 PM
Zombie Jesus
'Tis the season to celebrate Zombie Jesus. Sing to the tune of "Jesus Loves Me":

Zombie Jesus eats our brains,
High upon a cross he hangs.
We drink His blood and eat His flesh,
Even if he's not that fresh.

Praise Zombie Jesus!
Praise Zombie Jesus!
Praise Zombie Jesus!
He likes to eat our brains.

Zombie Jesus died for us,
From his hands he's oozing pus.
He died because of our sins,
Now he's looking very thin.

Praise Zombie Jesus!
Praise Zombie Jesus!
Praise Zombie Jesus!
He likes to eat our brains.

Zombie Jesus is our boss,
Hanging up there on His cross.
He's the shepherd of his flock,
He wears sandals without socks.

Praise Zombie Jesus!
Praise Zombie Jesus!
Praise Zombie Jesus!
He likes to eat our brains.

On Easter our Christ Lord died,
For us, he was crucified.
He has risen from the dead,
To eat the brains inside our heads.

Praise Zombie Jesus!
Praise Zombie Jesus!
Praise Zombie Jesus!
He likes to eat our brains.
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29-03-2013, 04:31 PM
RE: Zombie Jesus
As a big fan of not only song parodies, but also zombies, I have to admit this is pretty catchy.
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29-03-2013, 04:42 PM
RE: Zombie Jesus
Wow...I think I'm in love

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29-03-2013, 10:08 PM
RE: Zombie Jesus
Do you think its a coincidence that The Walking Dead season finale is on Easter Sunday? Big Grin

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29-03-2013, 10:10 PM
RE: Zombie Jesus
Or that the Doctor Who series 7 part 2 premiere is also on Easter Sunday? Wink

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