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08-12-2015, 05:07 AM
Zombie Nativity
According to this short article a guy has to take his funny nativity scene down in his front yard. Why is it so funny? Because the scene is made up entirely of zombies and there is a pentagram over the barn. I couldn't help but laugh as I scrolled through the pictures of the scene. Apparently the city is claiming it is a zoning thing but who knows? It is still hilarious.

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08-12-2015, 05:22 AM
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(08-12-2015 05:07 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  According to this short article a guy has to take his funny nativity scene down in his front yard. Why is it so funny? Because the scene is made up entirely of zombies and there is a pentagram over the barn. I couldn't help but laugh as I scrolled through the pictures of the scene. Apparently the city is claiming it is a zoning thing but who knows? It is still hilarious.

Even if it is actually in violation of a zoning ordinance, nobody would have batted an eye if it wasn't Zombie Jesus. Butt-hurt Christian privilege strikes again. Dodgy

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08-12-2015, 06:28 AM
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But do the cunts allow "baby jebus" nativity scenes??????

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08-12-2015, 08:24 AM
Zombie Nativity
I was reading this article earlier. They say it's a "zoning issue."

Yeah, right. Last year they said zoning only allowed 200 square feet of his front lawn. So he made it 65 square feet and they're still fining him $500 a day.

If I was rich I'd fund the whole month of December.

The dude does stuff for Halloween. I bet they don't harass his ass for that!

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08-12-2015, 05:03 PM
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(08-12-2015 05:07 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  According to this short article a guy has to take his funny nativity scene down in his front yard. Why is it so funny? Because the scene is made up entirely of zombies and there is a pentagram over the barn. I couldn't help but laugh as I scrolled through the pictures of the scene. Apparently the city is claiming it is a zoning thing but who knows? It is still hilarious.

Where would he get a zombie baby from?


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08-12-2015, 05:19 PM
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My thread was first Tongue but this one is more popular so maybe delete mine Tongue

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ity--35477

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08-12-2015, 10:12 PM
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(08-12-2015 05:03 PM)Shadow Fox Wrote:  
(08-12-2015 05:07 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  According to this short article a guy has to take his funny nativity scene down in his front yard. Why is it so funny? Because the scene is made up entirely of zombies and there is a pentagram over the barn. I couldn't help but laugh as I scrolled through the pictures of the scene. Apparently the city is claiming it is a zoning thing but who knows? It is still hilarious.

Where would he get a zombie baby from?

Well, you see, Shadow, when two zombies love each other... Tongue

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08-12-2015, 10:13 PM
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(08-12-2015 05:07 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  According to this short article a guy has to take his funny nativity scene down in his front yard. Why is it so funny? Because the scene is made up entirely of zombies and there is a pentagram over the barn. I couldn't help but laugh as I scrolled through the pictures of the scene. Apparently the city is claiming it is a zoning thing but who knows? It is still hilarious.

That's awesome. Laugh out load That is one nativity scene I would actually go and see. Too bad he had to take it down.

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12-12-2015, 10:28 PM
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(08-12-2015 05:19 PM)Adrianime Wrote:  My thread was first Tongue but this one is more popular so maybe delete mine Tongue

http://www.thethinkingatheist.com/forum/...ity--35477

Weird. That didn't show up on the computer. I always look at recent stuff before I post a new thread like this.

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