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03-02-2017, 05:12 PM
RE: #alternativefacts
We need to come together as a group and help the Bowling Green Massacre victims and their families, it’s the least we can do. Rolleyes

Where were you when the pinz fell? Never forget.

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07-02-2017, 07:06 PM
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It’s Not A Gas Chamber, It’s ‘Alternative Air’, Say Trump Advisors

Donald Trump’s advisers have denied that they have gas chambers ready and waiting, merely ‘alternative air environments’.

The AAEs are located in vast camps that, though looking suspiciously like gulags, are actually signposted ‘alternative freedom areas’.

The Trump Mein Camp’s Head of Alternative Facts, Kellyanne Conway, said, “a lot of codswallop has been purveyed about these gas– sorry, ‘alternative air environments’ that have been built in our new ‘alternative freedom areas’.

“Concordant with populist belief, these are actually luxury spa and entertainment complexes, for all users, be they Muslim, Mexican, black, poor or women.

“For an ‘alternative small fee’, they are welcome to be interned — sorry, ‘alternatively admitted’ to use all the ‘alternative luxury’ areas including areas designed for ‘alternative sitting’, ‘alternative skincare’ and ‘alternative breathing’.

“There is a free press evening planned where every single member of the press is expected — sorry, ‘alternatively invited’ to attend and able to experience the ‘alternative luxury’ areas that include ‘alternative comforts’ such as ‘alternative swimming’ under the very, very, VERY watchful eyes of our ‘alternative lifeguards’.

“By the way, this is not a swastika in a red band on my arm, it is actually an ‘alternative peace symbol’ on an ‘alternative blue’ ‘alternative quadrangle’,” Conway added.

“Heil Trumptler!” She alternatively did not exclaim.

An American democrat, Jim Halpert, said, “There appears to be no hope now and we just have to go along with it. I mean, what’s the alternative?”

Dr Adam Rutherford: "There you go:
White House vows to provide list of terror attacks Trump claims the media didn't cover"
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10-02-2017, 09:00 PM
RE: #alternativefacts
SNL Fantasy league for Trump cabinet. Smile

http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/10/entertainm...p-cabinet/
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plus many more! Laugh out load

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22-02-2017, 09:41 AM
RE: #alternativefacts
Alternative Dr. Seuss

"I do not like this man named Trump
His Taj Mahal was quite a dump.
I do not like his orange hair
I do not want him anywhere!"

"Grab them by the Seussy."

"Do not grope me in a car.
Do not grope me at a bar.
Do not grope, you understand?
Do not grope me, orange man!"

"You cannot touch me here or there
You cannot touch me anywhere!
I do not like your tiny hands
I do not like them orange man!"

"Call me the Grinch. Just look what I've got!
I never pay taxes. And my daughter is hot!"

"I do not like your ugly heart
I do not like your counterpart
I do not want your words of hate
I do not want you in any state"

"Grab a woman on a train
Grab a woman on a plane
Just barge on in, no need to knock!
It's not assault, just locker room talk!"

"He face was burnt orange
His wealth was a farce
Yet Republicans voted for him
Because their values are sparse"

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. I hate women & immigrants one-hundred percent!”

"I hate the Latinos!
And I hate the Blacks!
But mostly, I hate women
who try to fight back."

"The cat as his hat" (well, hair really)

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"I'd hump them here, I'd hump them there, but for right now, I'll hump this chair."
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Alternative movies (and actual graffiti)


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Alternative Little Nightmare Music




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22-02-2017, 04:01 PM
RE: #alternativefacts
Facepalm




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22-02-2017, 04:06 PM
RE: #alternativefacts
(22-02-2017 09:41 AM)Vera Wrote:  Alternative Dr. Seuss

"I do not like this man named Trump
His Taj Mahal was quite a dump.
I do not like his orange hair
I do not want him anywhere!"

"Grab them by the Seussy."

"Do not grope me in a car.
Do not grope me at a bar.
Do not grope, you understand?
Do not grope me, orange man!"

"You cannot touch me here or there
You cannot touch me anywhere!
I do not like your tiny hands
I do not like them orange man!"

"Call me the Grinch. Just look what I've got!
I never pay taxes. And my daughter is hot!"

"I do not like your ugly heart
I do not like your counterpart
I do not want your words of hate
I do not want you in any state"

"Grab a woman on a train
Grab a woman on a plane
Just barge on in, no need to knock!
It's not assault, just locker room talk!"

"He face was burnt orange
His wealth was a farce
Yet Republicans voted for him
Because their values are sparse"

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. I hate women & immigrants one-hundred percent!”

"I hate the Latinos!
And I hate the Blacks!
But mostly, I hate women
who try to fight back."

"The cat as his hat" (well, hair really)

[Image: 85784c8b5f507e332e45b147f5f12ce3.jpg]

"I'd hump them here, I'd hump them there, but for right now, I'll hump this chair."
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Alternative movies (and actual graffiti)


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Alternative Little Nightmare Music




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“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce
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22-02-2017, 06:10 PM
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FC, did you just insinuate I vvas a VVitch?! [Image: connie_witchy.gif]

(Also, I think we need a rule 34 addendum - if it exists, you can be positive that there's something about it and Trump. Including Trump porn... but I've been there*... and don't want to go again.)

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* I mean, I've seen covers of Trump-related erotica, what did you think I meant? Angry

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24-02-2017, 05:00 AM
RE: #alternativefacts
AltRight80Songs

Every fact you fake & every lie you make
Every life you break, every right you take, I'll be resisting you #AltRightAn80sSong

Oh, Nazi, You're So Fine, You're So Fine You Blow My Mind, Hey Nazi. #AltRightAn80sSong

#altrightan80ssong Tainted Gov

I Just Called to Say I'm Deporting You #AltRightAn80sSong

The Future's So White I Gotta Wear Shades #AltRightAn80sSong

Turn Around Breit Eyes.

Born in the KKK

Just can't punch enough (Richard Spencer) #AltRightAn80sSong

#AltRightAn80sSong
Every Meme We Make
Every Pepe You Take
Every News You Fake
We'll Be Watching You...

White Child of Mine #AltRightAn80sSong

Total Eclipse of the Truth #AltRightAn80sSong

Every Fact You Hate #AltRightAn80sSong

#AltRightAn80sSong No Ebony, Just Ivory

#AltRightAn80sSong Girls Just Wanna Have Guns

#altrightan80ssong (Party like it's) 1799

#altrightan80ssong (Party like it's) 1939

"This is what it sounds like... when Trump cries!"
(a comment to a post calling those who dare criticize the snowflake extraordinaire and his hordes of humanoids snowflakes. If they knew the meaning of the word irony, their heads might explode. Not that it'd matter, seeing as they're not using them much, if at all Facepalm )

We Don't Need No Immigration Bowing





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Like a Virgin
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Hit me with your best shot
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I Wanna Lap Dance With Somebody #AltRightAn80sSong
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(God, the Trumpistas’ attempts at humour are even more pathetic than their puny brains and non-existent human decency and values. Facepalm )

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01-03-2017, 03:47 AM
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Trump Sons Detained At Vancouver Airport Due To Alleged Ties With Fascist Dictator Gasp

RICHMOND, BC—Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump are in police custody at YVR airport this evening, after alleged ties to a fascist dictator surfaced during routine questioning.

The two sons of a former American billionaire, had flown to the pacific northwest for the unveiling of the new Trump tower in Downtown Vancouver.

However upon arrival the brothers were reportedly selected for random inspection by the Canadian Border Services Agency and ultimately detained under suspicion that they may be connected to an oppressive regime in a foreign nation.

The Trump boys, who have followed in their family’s rich tradition of leeching off their father, are believed to be in contact with at least one leader accused of suppressing free speech and limiting the rights of migrants.

“We have reason to believe that these individuals are linked to a dictatorship and have held them for further questioning,” an official RCMP statement read. “Canada has strict laws about supporting tyrants and the safety of British Columbians is paramount.” According to the statement, the unnamed individual was among the “most vile” they had ever seen.

The brothers insist they are being unfairly targeted and have threatened legal action:

“Suing someone is literally the last thing anyone in this family wants to do but this is discrimination, plain and simple,” Eric Trump told CBC Vancouver. “We were made to feel like terrorists, in front of the entire airport. Does anyone have any idea how embarrassing that is?”

“They’re refusing us entry to this country based on circumstances we have nothing to do with. It’s inhumane,” Donald Jr. piped up. “We have rights you know.”


The decision to detain the pair has caused such controversy that even the President of the United States has personally tweeted about the incident. “Detaining people at the airport is disgusting. How the hell can the people of Vancouver look at themselves in the mirror after this,” he said, claiming the entire incident was all he needed to “finally justify invading Canada”.

RCMP added that the cost of detaining the Trump bros. will be gladly paid for by BC taxpayers.

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03-03-2017, 03:01 PM
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(01-03-2017 03:47 AM)Vera Wrote:  Trump Sons Detained At Vancouver Airport Due To Alleged Ties With Fascist Dictator Gasp

RICHMOND, BC—Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump are in police custody at YVR airport this evening, after alleged ties to a fascist dictator surfaced during routine questioning.

The two sons of a former American billionaire, had flown to the pacific northwest for the unveiling of the new Trump tower in Downtown Vancouver.

However upon arrival the brothers were reportedly selected for random inspection by the Canadian Border Services Agency and ultimately detained under suspicion that they may be connected to an oppressive regime in a foreign nation.

The Trump boys, who have followed in their family’s rich tradition of leeching off their father, are believed to be in contact with at least one leader accused of suppressing free speech and limiting the rights of migrants.

“We have reason to believe that these individuals are linked to a dictatorship and have held them for further questioning,” an official RCMP statement read. “Canada has strict laws about supporting tyrants and the safety of British Columbians is paramount.” According to the statement, the unnamed individual was among the “most vile” they had ever seen.

The brothers insist they are being unfairly targeted and have threatened legal action:

“Suing someone is literally the last thing anyone in this family wants to do but this is discrimination, plain and simple,” Eric Trump told CBC Vancouver. “We were made to feel like terrorists, in front of the entire airport. Does anyone have any idea how embarrassing that is?”

“They’re refusing us entry to this country based on circumstances we have nothing to do with. It’s inhumane,” Donald Jr. piped up. “We have rights you know.”


The decision to detain the pair has caused such controversy that even the President of the United States has personally tweeted about the incident. “Detaining people at the airport is disgusting. How the hell can the people of Vancouver look at themselves in the mirror after this,” he said, claiming the entire incident was all he needed to “finally justify invading Canada”.

RCMP added that the cost of detaining the Trump bros. will be gladly paid for by BC taxpayers.

Is the Burrard Street Journal like The Onion? Or is this real?

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