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06-05-2016, 03:47 PM
RE: animals on the ark
I just like how you guys give me something to think about. My brain is still having a hard time seeing things differently (thank you religion)
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06-05-2016, 04:01 PM
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(06-05-2016 03:38 PM)Leo Wrote:  
(06-05-2016 03:04 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  He built the boat with wood.

He alone ? With his barehands ? In a short time? That looks more like a Chuck Norris feat.

I am just saying, if someone were to build a boat back then, it would probably have been of wood. The material itself is probably the most realistic part of the story.

(06-05-2016 03:47 PM)Jewelarcher Wrote:  I just like how you guys give me something to think about. My brain is still having a hard time seeing things differently (thank you religion)

Tis what we do.

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06-05-2016, 04:03 PM
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How would the carpenter ants and termites survive?

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06-05-2016, 04:38 PM
RE: animals on the ark
(06-05-2016 04:01 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  I am just saying, if someone were to build a boat back then, it would probably have been of wood. The material itself is probably the most realistic part of the story.

That and using water.




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06-05-2016, 05:02 PM
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(06-05-2016 04:01 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  I am just saying, if someone were to build a boat back then, it would probably have been of wood. The material itself is probably the most realistic part of the story.

Yabut, what the fuck is "gopher wood" and how could a wooden boat that large be seaworthy?

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06-05-2016, 07:03 PM
animals on the ark
I was told God magically made them docile vegetarians while on the Ark. I wish I made that up. And Alla's claim that Gods can give orders to intelligent beings? When I lived in Nova Scotia, I lived on a cattle farm. Cattle are stupid. When it rains, they'll look up to figure out where the water is coming from, blow the water out as it fills their nostrils, and repeat. They never learn. Now unless they're cleaning out snot and boogers the whole time it rains (doubtful), I don't think they qualify as intelligent.
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06-05-2016, 07:07 PM
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(06-05-2016 05:02 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(06-05-2016 04:01 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  I am just saying, if someone were to build a boat back then, it would probably have been of wood. The material itself is probably the most realistic part of the story.

Yabut, what the fuck is "gopher wood"

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06-05-2016, 07:35 PM
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(06-05-2016 07:03 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I was told God magically made them docile vegetarians while on the Ark. I wish I made that up. And Alla's claim that Gods can give orders to intelligent beings? When I lived in Nova Scotia, I lived on a cattle farm. Cattle are stupid. When it rains, they'll look up to figure out where the water is coming from, blow the water out as it fills their nostrils, and repeat. They never learn. Now unless they're cleaning out snot and boogers the whole time it rains (doubtful), I don't think they qualify as intelligent.

Grandfather had a farm and cattle are relatively intelligent. I'm not saying that you're wrong I'm saying that most of the other barnyard animals are even thicker. Sheep are just bright enough to sneak up on grass and not mate with rocks too often. And chickens make sheep look bloody brilliant. Anything that keeps walking about for several minutes after decapitation simply doesn't have that much in its skull to start with.

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06-05-2016, 07:46 PM
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06-05-2016, 08:26 PM
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(06-05-2016 07:03 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I was told God magically made them docile vegetarians while on the Ark. I wish I made that up. And Alla's claim that Gods can give orders to intelligent beings? When I lived in Nova Scotia, I lived on a cattle farm. Cattle are stupid. When it rains, they'll look up to figure out where the water is coming from, blow the water out as it fills their nostrils, and repeat. They never learn. Now unless they're cleaning out snot and boogers the whole time it rains (doubtful), I don't think they qualify as intelligent.

Turkeys will look up into the rain and drown, so cattle are a little better. Also, we domesticated cattle millenia ago and have bred any smarts out of them a long time ago.
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