anyone else creeped out by dolls?
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30-01-2015, 08:59 AM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
"Coos and has a heartbeat"...yeah, a bit creepy BUT there's always a bright side!

Take them in your arms into a mall and then "fumble" and "accidentally" punt it down the escalator...laughs all around Evil_monster

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30-01-2015, 09:06 AM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
(30-01-2015 08:59 AM)Full Circle Wrote:  "Coos and has a heartbeat"...yeah, a bit creepy BUT there's always a bright side!

Take them in your arms into a mall and then "fumble" and "accidentally" punt it down the escalator...laughs all around Evil_monster

Bet - the next "Jackass" movie will use a couple of those suckers...

Bunjee cord baby, Skydiving baby, baby juggling, baby football (as the ball) baby bowling (same as football) all come to mind.......

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30-01-2015, 10:38 AM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
Now if I but one at a flea market or something I will but it in the seat and buckle it up just to see people's reactions. Lmao
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30-01-2015, 05:40 PM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
(29-01-2015 10:39 PM)Bows and Arrows Wrote:  Today on a neighborhood sale page someone posted a picture of the doll they were selling, it looked so real, I started to wonder if they were actually trying to sell an infant. Ohmy

When I was little I was in church and some lady had a Cabbage Patch "preemie" (with her and her toddler) and she was just far enough away that I couldn't see it very well. She dropped it on its head, and I thought, "OMFnG, she just dropped that baby on its head !" Gasp

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30-01-2015, 08:25 PM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
Put one in a car seat and leave it on the roof of your car and drive around. Good times. Big Grin
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30-01-2015, 08:27 PM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
(30-01-2015 08:25 PM)pablo Wrote:  Put one in a car seat and leave it on the roof of your car and drive around. Good times. Big Grin

You're not right in the head. Facepalm
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30-01-2015, 08:27 PM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
(30-01-2015 08:25 PM)pablo Wrote:  Put one in a car seat and leave it on the roof of your car and drive around. Good times. Big Grin

Well, you could always use a couple of them for the car pool only lanes...

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30-01-2015, 08:32 PM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
Take one on a plane, let others see you have a baby, then place it in the overhead compartment while shushing it and talking to it in baby talk. Fun for all!

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30-01-2015, 09:57 PM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
(30-01-2015 08:27 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(30-01-2015 08:25 PM)pablo Wrote:  Put one in a car seat and leave it on the roof of your car and drive around. Good times. Big Grin

You're not right in the head. Facepalm
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31-01-2015, 02:14 AM
RE: anyone else creeped out by dolls?
No, I accepted and came to terms with their constant watching, judging, and nightly debates on whether or not to smother me with my own pillow when I was very young. Yes

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