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18-02-2016, 01:58 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
This is obviously a trick question conspired by the Illuminati. One should never take off their tin foil hat. It only allows them to get a clearer reading of the microchips they put in the fillings.





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18-02-2016, 02:00 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
(18-02-2016 01:48 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Tin foil hats should never be washed. You've bought into the big detergent conspiracy.

Organic detergents handmade by Mongolian child slaves with natural oils are perfectly fine. You also need to chant Ayurvedic hymns over them for maximum cleanliness. You are broadly correct though, Monsanto has been moving in on tinfoil hat washing products over the past few years and no one in government has the will to stop them.

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18-02-2016, 02:17 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
(18-02-2016 02:00 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(18-02-2016 01:48 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Tin foil hats should never be washed. You've bought into the big detergent conspiracy.

Organic detergents handmade by Mongolian child slaves with natural oils are perfectly fine. You also need to chant Ayurvedic hymns over them for maximum cleanliness. You are broadly correct though, Monsanto has been moving in on tinfoil hat washing products over the past few years and no one in government has the will to stop them.

I'm assuming that they must be diluted to at least a 4C concentration to be maximally effective.

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18-02-2016, 02:20 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
(18-02-2016 02:17 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(18-02-2016 02:00 PM)morondog Wrote:  Organic detergents handmade by Mongolian child slaves with natural oils are perfectly fine. You also need to chant Ayurvedic hymns over them for maximum cleanliness. You are broadly correct though, Monsanto has been moving in on tinfoil hat washing products over the past few years and no one in government has the will to stop them.

I'm assuming that they must be diluted to at least a 4C concentration to be maximally effective.

Indeed. As everyone knows, the more you dilute it, the stronger it gets! Which has unsettling implications for dinosaur pee.

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18-02-2016, 02:46 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
I just let the rain do the job for me.

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18-02-2016, 02:55 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
(18-02-2016 02:46 PM)Dom Wrote:  I just let the rain do the job for me.

Microwave ovens work as well.

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18-02-2016, 03:00 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
Nevermind. I'll just get one of these.

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With this I'll be able to control the aliens' thoughts and make them do what I want. Unless they have tinfoil.

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18-02-2016, 04:56 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
You're wasting your time. The ancients had the answer.

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To clean:
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18-02-2016, 06:02 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
(18-02-2016 04:56 PM)Chas Wrote:  You're wasting your time. The ancients had the answer.

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To clean:
[Image: HDGelCopperCleaner.jpg]

Must have worked. Most SCIFs still use copper shielding to keep signals from wandering off Tongue

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18-02-2016, 07:00 PM
RE: are tinfoil hats dry-clean only?
(18-02-2016 12:38 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(18-02-2016 12:36 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Hmm... maybe it'd be easier to stick it in the oven for about five minutes on broil.

That would eventually cause the foil to become brittle.

Wudn't it brittle to begin wit?
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