chose your own god{most creative/scariest thing I've ever writen}
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23-05-2013, 03:32 AM
chose your own god{most creative/scariest thing I've ever writen}
This game is simple chose from the following that you are more likely to worship as a god and tell us why also please explain how you would worship them and what there heaven would be like.


1. Super saiyan ghetto kitty level 99= this good of Tokyo's future is what you would call a smex kitten combatant that brings the pain down on your enemies in so many hentai ways. All you have to do to gain favor f said god is to completely give yourself over to the purple side of the force.{witch means become as much like super saiyan ghetto kitty without infringing the trade mark of love.} which is the first commandment of five. The other four are. 2. Live as awesomely as possible. 3. All cats are to worship especial super saiyan ghetto kitty. 3 you must reach level 99 to obtain final heaven but don't fret there is no hell. 4. never tell super saiyan ghetto kitty her but is huge unless you fell like getting a beta down of a thousand paw paws. Actually one more thing. Buy worshiping super saiyan ghetto kitty you will become your most awesome self without exception whatever that may be.
2. Holy marry jar maynese {lord if sandwiches and snacks= never go hungry again. The whole world is feed by this god of a mayonnaise jar. Though she does cause diabetes and obesity. {Buda would be proud.} she loves old country cooking and by that I mistily deep fried food and cows tongs. She loves to be worshiped but she hates hot days. All her churches are to be refrigerated. Lustily she will grant you any snack you desire. In fact she will grant you the ultimate food of your dreams whatever that may be. It will cause you to die and go to snack heaven so make sure to count your snakrafices they will be coming back to you and they my haunt you. a.ka. No vegy trays or you may go to fasting hell.
3. Bob Lord of shot guns and office cubicles= you get paid to worship this god but don't ever ask where he got his name. You won't live but you will regret it. He will pay you for good deeds and some bad ones. He church will have an office cooler area in which you will chit chat. Also you must show up for services praise and church functions on time. No exceptions lest you want his imps to go postal on you. Also you will be fired till you decide to stop complain about the roasting feeling of flames and decide to show up to worship [on time.
Lustily
4. atheios= what do you need to worship atheios. Nothing. Does he have a church? no. does he even believe he exist. Hell no but he doesn't'=t do much more than that so oh well. He dose have a small following but their just as lazy. In fact feel free to breeze through and se him. He just wants answer much because he does little to nothing for anyone. Lest you can give him a logical reason that spoke wouldn't turn down. In fact he only does things for volcans and has come to save them. He thinks we come in a close second so where in to. That and maybe the venations will be in heaven. Which he hasn't made yet maybe one day.

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23-05-2013, 08:00 AM
RE: chose your own god{most creative/scariest thing I've ever writen}
(23-05-2013 03:32 AM)kunoxian drive Wrote:  This game is simple chose from the following that you are more likely to worship as a god and tell us why also please explain how you would worship them and what there heaven would be like.


1. Super saiyan ghetto kitty level 99= this good of Tokyo's future is what you would call a smex kitten combatant that brings the pain down on your enemies in so many hentai ways. All you have to do to gain favor f said god is to completely give yourself over to the purple side of the force.{witch means become as much like super saiyan ghetto kitty without infringing the trade mark of love.} which is the first commandment of five. The other four are. 2. Live as awesomely as possible. 3. All cats are to worship especial super saiyan ghetto kitty. 3 you must reach level 99 to obtain final heaven but don't fret there is no hell. 4. never tell super saiyan ghetto kitty her but is huge unless you fell like getting a beta down of a thousand paw paws. Actually one more thing. Buy worshiping super saiyan ghetto kitty you will become your most awesome self without exception whatever that may be.
2. Holy marry jar maynese {lord if sandwiches and snacks= never go hungry again. The whole world is feed by this god of a mayonnaise jar. Though she does cause diabetes and obesity. {Buda would be proud.} she loves old country cooking and by that I mistily deep fried food and cows tongs. She loves to be worshiped but she hates hot days. All her churches are to be refrigerated. Lustily she will grant you any snack you desire. In fact she will grant you the ultimate food of your dreams whatever that may be. It will cause you to die and go to snack heaven so make sure to count your snakrafices they will be coming back to you and they my haunt you. a.ka. No vegy trays or you may go to fasting hell.
3. Bob Lord of shot guns and office cubicles= you get paid to worship this god but don't ever ask where he got his name. You won't live but you will regret it. He will pay you for good deeds and some bad ones. He church will have an office cooler area in which you will chit chat. Also you must show up for services praise and church functions on time. No exceptions lest you want his imps to go postal on you. Also you will be fired till you decide to stop complain about the roasting feeling of flames and decide to show up to worship [on time.
Lustily
4. atheios= what do you need to worship atheios. Nothing. Does he have a church? no. does he even believe he exist. Hell no but he doesn't'=t do much more than that so oh well. He dose have a small following but their just as lazy. In fact feel free to breeze through and se him. He just wants answer much because he does little to nothing for anyone. Lest you can give him a logical reason that spoke wouldn't turn down. In fact he only does things for volcans and has come to save them. He thinks we come in a close second so where in to. That and maybe the venations will be in heaven. Which he hasn't made yet maybe one day.

Your writing reminds me of the 'singing' of those delusional contestants on American Idol who don't seem to understand their utter lack of talent.

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23-05-2013, 09:03 AM
RE: chose your own god{most creative/scariest thing I've ever writen}
your comment stings worce than a thosand arrows.. boo woo... lol

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