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15-05-2013, 04:23 PM
have you ever been best freinds with or inlove with someone this stupid
basically it's no lie... my best friend is one sandwich short of a picnic basket. he just not only has delusions of grandeur but refuses to recognize reality on many levels. this is the top three things he believes that are driving me up the wall.

1. because there are heat molecules there are cold molecules.... because thats why it gets cold.

2. it can rain up. which means water can n fall to the sky.

3. not only is there a down in space but there is an underside to the earth.

4. he actually has claimed so many diplomas and jobs/government positions/ money/expertise, that no one knows what his educational background really is.

so my question to you is do you have someone in your life this dumb or crazy and if so share the experience/ basically I want to not fell like I am the only that hs to deal with this on a regular basis.

p.s. thank you.

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15-05-2013, 04:45 PM
RE: have you ever been best freinds with or inlove with someone this stupid
The more important question from where I sit is why do you have people who believe these things in your life?

Did he believe this when you met him? Did you? Did he not reveal these things until after you had been friends for a while?

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16-05-2013, 01:10 AM
RE: have you ever been best freinds with or inlove with someone this stupid
You know your stupid when you have friends that dumb to feel smart?!

Just teasing... I promise my mom is way worse!!!

My mom does things like ask my son who lives with her at 6:30am when he's dressed for work if he's going to work? He's 21 - if he's up at 6:30 am and sober he's going to work!!!

She will lock her front door and keep her back door open.

She will call me at work (office phone) and ask me if I'm at work!

She is 70 born and raised Alaskan and still seems surprised when it snows as late as April, Or as early as Oct or really anytime.

My mom is a nut. We love her but she's a nut.

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16-05-2013, 06:02 AM
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I don't associate with stupid people. Not this level of stupidity, as described in OP... I try to choose my company and refuse to spend my time and nerves on retarded people who are convinced that rain can "fall" up, or that there are heat and cold molecules. Sorry, but I just don't have that big life span.

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16-05-2013, 06:53 AM
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I had a friend who thinks gravity is centrifugal force and the spin of the earth is what keeps us attached to it... you figure it out if you can Tongue

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16-05-2013, 09:12 AM
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Your friend has good weed. That explains his views and why you're friends with him. Case closed!

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16-05-2013, 12:26 PM
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(16-05-2013 06:53 AM)nach_in Wrote:  I had a friend who thinks gravity is centrifugal force and the spin of the earth is what keeps us attached to it... you figure it out if you can Tongue

But isn't centrifugal force outwards?

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16-05-2013, 03:58 PM
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(16-05-2013 12:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(16-05-2013 06:53 AM)nach_in Wrote:  I had a friend who thinks gravity is centrifugal force and the spin of the earth is what keeps us attached to it... you figure it out if you can Tongue

But isn't centrifugal force outwards?

I didn't imply he was intelligent, did I? Drinking Beverage

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16-05-2013, 06:36 PM
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(16-05-2013 12:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(16-05-2013 06:53 AM)nach_in Wrote:  I had a friend who thinks gravity is centrifugal force and the spin of the earth is what keeps us attached to it... you figure it out if you can Tongue

But isn't centrifugal force outwards?

That's a matter of perspective. If a kid spins up a merry go round too fast and flies of he might run right into you and drive your innards inward. Tongue

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16-05-2013, 06:39 PM
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(16-05-2013 06:36 PM)bbeljefe Wrote:  
(16-05-2013 12:26 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  But isn't centrifugal force outwards?

That's a matter of perspective. If a kid spins up a merry go round too fast and flies of he might run right into you and drive your innards inward. Tongue

No it would be driving your Outers inward and your innards out the back. Smile

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