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10-05-2015, 07:42 PM
i schooled a christian
Thursday I took my mom to lunch, we were talking about creationism as we were getting out of the car. I assume this lady over heard us b/c she started laughing then talking about it.
Then she just had to go into religion and talking about the bible. Somehow she got on the subject of Mary Magdalene and how she was a whore. I told her that wasn't true and where to find it. Then it was how Jesus came in peace and to fullfill. I told wrong again that he said that he came with the sword and blah blah and where to find it.
She then decided she was done. As we walked inside my mom said she wish she knew the bible like I do. I told her to read it. Wink
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10-05-2015, 07:45 PM
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Maybe Mary Magdalene was a whore.
Were you there?
WERE YOU THERE????

If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?
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10-05-2015, 07:54 PM
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(10-05-2015 07:45 PM)cactus Wrote:  Maybe Mary Magdalene was a whore.
Were you there?
WERE YOU THERE????
Lmao love it. I should have said the bible doesn't say she was. BETTER! Lol
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10-05-2015, 09:21 PM
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Don't ruin my whore stories with the truth.

I choose to believe she was a whore, who then became a vampire so she could live long enough to see jesus come back after he left one night going out to the store for a pack of cigarettes

Insanity - doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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10-05-2015, 10:05 PM
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The DaVinci Code says she was not. So there ya have it, proof! Thumbsup
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11-05-2015, 02:39 AM
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(10-05-2015 07:42 PM)purpledaisies Wrote:  Thursday I took my mom to lunch, we were talking about creationism as we were getting out of the car. I assume this lady over heard us b/c she started laughing then talking about it.
Then she just had to go into religion and talking about the bible. Somehow she got on the subject of Mary Magdalene and how she was a whore. I told her that wasn't true and where to find it. Then it was how Jesus came in peace and to fullfill. I told wrong again that he said that he came with the sword and blah blah and where to find it.
She then decided she was done. As we walked inside my mom said she wish she knew the bible like I do. I told her to read it. Wink

Just beautiful! Well done!
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11-05-2015, 05:54 AM
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We don't think she was a whore - just a bit of a slut -
Because none of US paid her anything....

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Simon
James
John
Andrew
Phillip
Thomas
Bartholomew
Mathew
James (the other one)
Simon ( V2.0)
Thaddaeous
Judas

.......................................

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12-05-2015, 02:22 PM
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(11-05-2015 05:54 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  We don't think she was a whore - just a bit of a slut -
Because none of US paid her anything....

signed

Simon
James
John
Andrew
Phillip
Thomas
Bartholomew
Mathew
James (the other one)
Simon ( V2.0)
Thaddaeous
Judas

Too funny I love everyone's jokes make me laugh thanks
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14-05-2015, 09:36 PM
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Cool story bro.
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